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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 5:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I learned that Bea is a C, and she likes big D's in her A. I am Chuck's wasted time. I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do. My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 6:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Today I learned... Nobody is allowed to pick on Eddie. Philly doesn't quite understand O&A sarcasm yet. Scorch runs the "Kingdom of Nakedness", but Gary Goldstien runs "Club Naked". Norton gets sexually aroused by the smell of Puke...and the sound of Gunnery Sgt. Hartman's voice. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman says "New York City" like he's auditioning for a salsa commercial. and finally... Today I learned, Frank Caliendo's new album will have [Regan voice] Brian Regan in it [/Regan voice] More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

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