If your girl doesn't like the show, you just spin her around, sink it into her and make her listen anyway.
Norton likes to scratch his crack and smell his fingers after cutting the lawn.
If Britney Spears wants to support the Military she should bend over and show something nice, tapered and long with the consistancy of toothpaste & as long as a banana.
and finally...today I learned, Ivy's got the Wesson-ality now.
Spork
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
Today I learned:
- Britney Spears getting tea-bagged by Forrest Whittaker is a good pay-per-view.
- Ronald Reagan is addicted to EverQuest.
- Cinder blocks can't fly.
Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country,
and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country.
We are a free people because of your efforts.