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oteri
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
howard stern is a fuckin tool

Mike
mother shucker
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
You just learned this today?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You just learned this today?

you took the words right out of my mouth!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
howard has always be a fuckin tool. you just know that now?

What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin
phil-my-crackin
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
i wish these old worn out farts like don and mike
and stern would go away and retire already, let's
get some fresh talent in this buisnes


OAAWITE
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"fresh" talent?

I think Opie and Anthony are about 5 years younger than Howard.


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Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Howard is 48.
Ant is 39 or 40.
Opie is 36 or 37.




ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Elder
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Nah man Ant is like 41, either way they aren't much younger than Stern.


*passes out after posting*
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
it is my understanding that opie is older than ant, an ant is only like 38 or 39. in either case, who the fuck cares???



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
Elder
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
It doesn't matter except so many O&A fans call Howard old.


*passes out after posting*
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
From Time Magazine 7/15/2001

Let's Talk About Breasts

You might not think people would choose to listen to conversations in a frat house. Yet every afternoon Opie and Anthony spend four hours calling each other gay, drooling over hot moms and barraging women to "whip 'em out." It's not even a carefully constructed frat chat: an hour before airtime, six staff members, all guys, sit around watching Jackass, shooting baskets and occasionally surfing news websites. They're less like people preparing for a radio show than people waiting for a pizza.

The office even looks like a frat house. Porno tapes line the bookshelves. Opie's desk, littered with such research material as Maxim, FHM, Stuff and Seventeen, is flanked by two Britney Spears posters. Anthony's desk, littered with a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen book, video and T shirt, sits under a poster of the twins. "Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says. On further inspection, he dismisses Mary-Kate as the priss. "Ashley is the goer."

The entire country will have a chance to hear what guys talk about when they're trying really hard to sound like guys. Infinity Broadcasting, the radio arm of Viacom, this month began syndicating The Opie & Anthony Show, based in New York City, to such cities as Chicago, Dallas and Philadelphia, and will soon have them on about 20 stations. Viacom hopes O&A can duplicate their ratings success in New York, where they are often No. 1 in their prime demographic-- men 25 to 49. Gregg (Opie) Hughes (he looks like Opie from The Andy Griffith Show), 36, and Anthony Cumia, 39, are the descendants of Howard Stern, replacing his sour trangressiveness with male realpolitik: while Stern interviews strippers, O&A just want them to take off their clothes.

But O&A are often clever, hammering at the outer band of humor that gets laughs from discomfort. Like listening to a gay man perform oral sex on a woman for 'N Sync tickets.


EDIT-- I don't know what the end of that article was... I think it was some dickhead's comments on it.



ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!



This message was edited by Rookie on 3-7-02 @ 6:29 PM
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
"Howard a tool..." Well, maybe, but O&A sure don't
think so!!!! To hear Anthony panting about meeting
Fred Norris (when Ant came in to ruin RON AND
FEZ's show a couple of weeks ago), he was till in
love with EVERYTHING HOWIE!

Something DON AND MIKE could honestly say they
don't share; they (especially DON) hates Stern.
With a fucking passion. AND, they can also say,
that O&A will never be able to say, is that they
actually beat Howard Stern in the ratings when
they went head to head.

All of that said, ANYONE who thinks this on air
feud between O&A and D&M is anything but staged
for ratings is either retarded or
prepubescent...or both. This is classic radio
shit. It's the kind of crap Don and Mike have been
doing for years (shit they even admit to, 10 years
down the road), and it wouldn't be so damn obvious
with O&A if they didn't just go through this same
bullshit with Howie last year.

The only original talent at WNEW is RON AND FEZ.
If this feud does turn out to be legit, hey are
stupid, though, for pinning their hopes on O&A.

Don and Mike, for being two fat, old douche bags,
actually have the ear of managment there (even
higher than Ken or Jeremy), and no matter how much
you keep bitching and complaining, they are not
going anywhere.

O&A, on the other hand, are desperate for the phat
Howard time slot that was promised them across the
network, and they are bitter as two spanked little
bitches when they learned that their ONLY use to
Infinity and CBS was to be used as chum to get
Howard to re-up again. Just as CBS used Howard to
get David Letterman to resign, they used O&A to
get Howard to come back.

They will feel like complete morons (if they don't
already) when Howard resigns AGAIN in a couple of
years, there-by damning them in afternoon drive
for the rest of their pathetic "show us your tits"
careers!

TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT DON AND MIKE! That will
be OPIE AND ANTHONY in 15 years!!!!


RON AND FEZ RULE! O&A ARE PUNK LOSERS!!

(The only thing dumber than O&A are O&A Fans!)











Get what



"These are things I look for
in the young MD
ColumbusJoel
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
in H.s. (5 years ago) stern was cool, do you listen to his shit!!! WHAAAA WHAAA MY thumb hurts, what a fucking pussy! the farting kid was funny this morning though

YOU got YOUR version I got THE truth.
Fish?!?!
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 5:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
age don't mean shit, look at george carlin, funny as fuck, older than dirt. Stern kicks all, right up there with O&A so just stfu. Stern did alot to pave the way for O&A and other that do the shock radio thing like them.

MegadethStillRules
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
i have no idea why anyone would want to do morning radio
You have to get up at 4 every morning




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