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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What Did We Learn in the Last Three Years? | ||||
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| Meatbus | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 1:59 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | I learned that... Mike Tyson takes Zoloft to keep him from killin' all y'all. I learned that... Ed Wynn was always so jovial because Mary Poppins used his anus as an umbrella stand. I learned that... Through six degrees of separation, Marco may have been responsible for Rick's gay crabs. I learned that... Dice is ova hea now, even though his brain isn't. I learned that... Ol' Dirty was caught on Candid Camera trying to sell Morey Amsterdam a "chip of soap." I learned that... Trying to locate anyone at NEW means being bounced around as much as Sue Kolinsky's dumper by the boys at WINS. I learned that... Louie Anderson loves being black-maled. I learned that... Jay Mohr's sexuality is more ambiguous than Marco's. I learned that... Rolling Dottie in flour, and finding her wetspot is enough to make anyone a "dirty little faggot whore." I learned that... Opie is a pumpkin-picking, Chewbacca-screwing maniac who's obsessed with seeing everyone's "stuff." I learned that... At NEW, it takes a week to hang a few pictures. I learned that... Calling to complain about O & A just means you're going to be connected to a gay porn hotline. I learned that... Three years of O & A is enough to turn anyone into a helmet-pinching, banana juice squirting pervert (a la Anthony).  *PARKED IN THE FLESHLOTS OF AMERICA'S DIRTY GIRLS.* | ||||
| Uncle John | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 4:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | I learned...that Jennifer is actually spelled W E N D Y. I learned...The last time the Red Sox won the series the Statue of Liberty had perky breasts. I learned...Opie's wife still hasn't been born. I learned...the people from ultimate V have a sense of humor(funniest live read I ever heard) I learned ...Dr. Ruth's next book will be "Anal for dummies". I learned...that a giant mosquito will at times perch on cancerous live wires. I learned...that I had better shut the fuck up now. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 4:41 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I learned that when Uncle John can't call the show he actually posts here.  People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 4:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | i learned this bit is done This message was edited by Unicron on 6-6-01 @ 7:57 AM | ||||
| SpazMan | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | I learned that what's in my pants is the most intresting and informitive game in the world, and TEEN whats in my pants is 10 times better!!! Peace Out! Sabre Fencers Rock!Okterrific771/ Rune adopted me | ||||
| satnightride | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | - "Your Mom's Box" is fun to say when your fired - Divorce is never final - If you bitch aboot something long enough you get it - Canadians, and the French really suck | ||||
| satnightride | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | - Fidel Castro eating a london broil, Don King's head in a leglock, Hitler Moustach, Mohawk, and Bearwood floor All have new meanings - Bob Murphy is a moron - 3/4 pants = FBA | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I learned.....I will never send my children to IONA College I learned.....When you are making out in a car with a girl all you have to do it Whip your junk out and say "So what are we gonna do about this" I learned.....Rick likes chocolate penis I learned.....If you come into your 1st day of work w/ wearing deodorant you will forever be known as Stinky I learned.....I will never send my children to IONA College I learned.....When you are making out in a car with a girl all you have to do it Whip your junk out and say "So what are we gonna do about this" I learned.....Rick likes chocolate penis I learned.....If you come into your 1st day of work w/ wearing deodorant you will forever be known as Stinky I learned.....I will never send my children to IONA College I learned.....When you are making out in a car with a girl all you have to do it Whip your junk out and say "So what are we gonna do about this" I learned.....Rick likes chocolate penis I learned.....If you come into your 1st day of work w/ wearing deodorant you will forever be known as Stinky  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| Bruer's Bong | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 7:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | I learned that OPIE hates vacuums. Anthony's ex-mom-in-law loves to drink from a box of wine. If Rick highlights his hair he will be called a FAG for quite awhile. Phycho Mark loves ANAL soooooo much, he got fired for it! Ben likes to drink. (not funny, just true) Stinky enjoys whiffle bats. Earl is a virgin in his 30's. Spaz is gone (Thank the good Lord!!!) And finally.... Jim "The NEW Jokeman" Norton!! | ||||
| Crash_NYC
| posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I learned that O&A ALWAYS win in the end!...and that Bill Clinton was holdin' it for Chelsea. | ||||
| jackal420 | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:07 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | add teen to anything makes it 100% better old hags gave opie a boner ant's mom finds opie hot | ||||
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