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Dixxon
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
On the "E!" channel they just said that "Hank the
drunk angry dwarf" (or what every the F his name
is) died today in his bed.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
great, one down. let me know when howard tips over from the weight of his nose and drowns in his catdish...


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NASA
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

"Hank the drunk angry dwarf" died today in his bed.

It won't take them more than a month to find some other shmuck with an oddity to bring into the studio and make fun of. That show's gotten boring.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Here's the link and story from E!Online, if anyone cares...

Howard Stern's Hank the Dwarf Dies


Howard Stern's Hank the Dwarf Dies
by Marcus Errico
Sep 4, 2001, 4:25 PM PT

Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf is dead.

The 4-foot-1 Howard Stern sidekick, known for being, well, drunk and angry, died Tuesday at the age of 39. The cause of death was not immediately disclosed.

Born Henry Nasiff, the diminutive performer got his break in 1996, when he and a friend from Boston dinner theater (yes, Hank was in dinner theater) drove to New York City and decided to try to get on the Stern show. Hank's vigil at New York's K-Rock studios began at about 5:30 a.m., and the Stern crew quickly took notice.

As Doug Z. Goodstein, Hank's manager and the producer of Stern's E! TV show, once recounted to E! Online, "There was just a compelling feature of a drunk, belligerent midget." (As Hank was fond of yelling, "I'm not a midget, I'm a dwarf, you a--hole.)"

He soon become a recurring member of Stern's so-called "Wack Pack," joining the likes of Crackhead Bob and the Elephant Boy in Howard's pantheon of oddballs.

Hank appeared more than two dozen times on the Stern show, most notably outfitted in a pink bunny suit and always sounding off in his inimitable way.

He parlayed his fame into a Website, www.hankthedwarf.com (where fans could snap up official "Hank Says: Don't Drive & Drink" key chains), and a side career entertaining at parties (for a fee, he'd karaoke, lapdance, bartend or hurl insults at guests).

Hank hit his pop-culture high point in 1998, when, thanks to a grassroots campaign by Stern faithful, he was named the Most Beautiful Person in the World per a 1998 People online poll.


danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

if anyone cares...


doubt it


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Numb Nutts
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
You guys really are pricks....

The guy is dead, let him RIP. Just because he was a frequent guest on Howard does not mean you should such assholes. Howard may be getting boring but when ever Hank was on I always had some good chuckles.

All I am saying is give the poor little guy some respect, I am sure he dealt with enough of this shit when alive. Besides....I believe in a thing called CARMA.

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Besides....I believe in a thing called CARMA.


Hope it's nothing like karma; that shit's truly a bitch.



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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
....Must .....resist....Jokes...Arrrggguaaahhhhh Can't hold it much longer. Here we go again.

Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I hate Stern's show as much as the next person, but I will not celebrate the passing of a human life.

Godspeed little man. Godspeed.







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YerMomsBox
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I read about this last night and tuned in to the
Stern show this morning to see what they had
to say about it. After about 5 minutes, I had to
turn it off b/c of how much of a scumbag Stern
is. He could have at least talked about the
little man w/ some respect and not made a
spectacle of his death.

Josh


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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
F that hook nose. I tuned it in and then was annoyed that I wasted my time. He is about as funny as cancer.

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prototype
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
High ho High ho Stern's Midget had to go.

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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
How can you respect some who obviously doesn't have any respect for himself?!

Filzy
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Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
It's a shame.
Dammit, why didn't GOD get rid of that cackling chimp Robin or that Scumbag Coward turd?
Rest in peace Hank, you were pretty funny when drunk.



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division.





PrincessKill
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If this guy respected himself, he would never put himself out there like that. I'll never forget that damn time on the e! show when he pissed himself, unfortunately..I never respected him when he was alive, why start now? I'll never respect someone just because they're not alive anymore.. who cares? If that's the only reason to respect the person.. why bother?

I believe in Karma too... it's all gonna come back.. When i die, no one will care.... especially me... because i will be dead.

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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
why can't stern die



thanks OABALLOONNOT
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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I for one am very sorry to see Hank pass. He was one of the funniest guests on Stern's show. He will be missed. And for all those that think it's okay to make fun of the deceased, I have just one thing to say...

" Go have sex with your mother "


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bukethead
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
I can see that Flizy and Danked both have hardons for Stern, keep it up, guys!



Long Live the KOAM!
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Bukethead, I have other things to worry about as should you right now.
I payed my respect simply because it was necessary, now if you exucse me, I have other pressing matters to attend to, like a real job, a real life, and worrying whether or not I should get my gun in case of war.
You are truly pathetic, bukhethead, Stern is not important right now.



There are regrettable necessities, dying for your country is one of them. Bombing your foes to extinction isn't one of them.

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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
btw, filzy, i'm pretty sure bukethead is dell and all those other names.he kinda alluded to it in GD before


bukethead
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
I'm Dell? No, no, my dumb friend, I am simply friends with Dell, deskjet, fugly, timj, kensei and pussah but i am not any of them, as for the king not being inportent right now, I never said he was, all i said was that you(filzy) and danked have a giant hardon for him, that's all, nothing more.

Long Live the KOAM!
Beyond Mirth
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

great, one down. let me know when howard tips over from the weight of his nose and drowns in his catdish...


absolutely priceless! probably the funniest thing I have heard this year! Why the cat dish? Does he have cats? How do you know he has cats? WHY? WHY CATDISH?
lmfao

As far as Hank goes, I thought he was pretty funny and, at the same time, he made me feel a lot better about myself in that he was a drunken mess and I'm not. It really sucks when people die. Even if you hate them. I don't think it is possible for me to feel ANY kind of gratitude for another human's death, no matter how much I hate them or what they have done to me or anyone I know. When Bin Laden and all of these towelhead fucks are killed tortured, burned and wiped off of our planet, however, I will personally buy everyone in the country a round of Black Haus and celebrate with my junk in my hand like I just won the lottery!

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and be careful what you learn cause sometimes knowing burns.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Mirth, go here


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