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snortin norton
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
i started listening to don & mike on sept 11, because they were the only news i could get from bahston. ever since then, i've been avoiding them like the plague.

did they USED to be funny or something??? even howard (gasp) is funnier, by a little bit.

this is not to knock ANY feeds from SU that may or may not have Don & Mike. You SU guys help me to make through the workday, and avoid the mid-day brain burnout!!!

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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quote:

You SU guys help me to make through the workday, and avoid the mid-day brain burnout!!!


Try Stacker 2 as an alternative to D&M.


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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, the thing is, D&M just aren't funny.

They try to be, and they think they succeed, but they don't.

They're basically middle-aged losers who have dubbed themselves "radio gods", and middle-aged hicks around the country eat it up. Remember... their crowd is the type that would find O&A a bit too raunchy.... the kind of people who wouldn't know "hip and edgy" if it raped their grandmother right in front of them.

So to them, Don and Mike are just THE coolest thing to hit them there air waves.

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snortin norton
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
O&A are too raunchy for me, but i don't seem to mind. and i'm a middle aged hick. i guess i should have guessed the demographic because of the types of commercials they play. no horny goat weed or sam adams here....

I don't need no arms around me... And I don't need no drugs to calm me... I have seen the writing on the wall... Don't think I need anything at all...
snortin norton
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
tee hee hee.

they're painting boobies.

I don't need no arms around me... And I don't need no drugs to calm me... I have seen the writing on the wall... Don't think I need anything at all...
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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Don and Mike are to Talk Radio as Barney is to porn.

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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I can tolerate D&M sometimes. It's just that their humor isn't to the level that O&A is. WHy yes at times they do want to gross out people with the ocassional contest, their show isn't O&A.

I particulary enjoy News and Comments by Buzz near the show's end. But then again I can't listen that often since I go to class when they are on. But call me a tool if you wish, but I like every show on the station except for Lovelines or the Sportsguys.

Now the sports guys are a horrible show in their own league.


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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I wouldn't ask why Don and Mike suck so bad, I';d ask "Why is DOn and Mike not the humor we're use to?"
Well, the answer isa simple, the radio stations they are synicated to are more rural hee-haw hick places, like Iowa, Virginia, Las Vegas, Wichita, and so on. Places like condsider Yankeeville A.K.A. New England Atlantic seaboard area too technical and above their intellignece.
I'm not a big fan of them but they're quite entertaining especially if most of the other stations are shit or gonna become shit sometime.
Sometimes, yuou need fart jokes and simplicity once in a while, it lets you know that there are lesser forms of life out there.
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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Don and Mike are just fucking HORRIBLE. The one time I listened to their fucking garbage show was the last nite they were on at 7. After that they did that whole moving of the R&F show to 7, D&M to...um.. nobody cares when they are on anyway. One of those bloated, cackling country morons said this:

quote:

We've (Don and Mike) been doing the same show for 25 years


And that was said like it is a good thing? Please, SMART radio shows will mix up what they do and try something new instead of doing the same repititive "Im really old and fat but I have the mental capacity of a 7 year old" type of radio. They are just fucking pathetic country hicks that will hopefully be hit with a fucking bus.




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SpawnOfStern
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Don and Mike are just not funny. Bottom line. The funny thing is that you think of Washington, DC..the nations capital. Must be a pretty hip city, right. Wrong, try again dumb ass. That is why O&A are tanking down there. The city was built on a swamp. Surrounding by? Right, rednecks. Don and mike are bitching about YSP not picking them up? Why? Because they wanted a comedy show!! I am stuck in a van all day and listen to them once in a while. They do whatever is popular at the time. They used to do a damn morning zoo! Now they do the kind of radio that Stern or Imus did 10 years ago. They suck and unfortunately I guess it came down to Leslie Gold or them and Ken stevens has some sort or soft spot for their garabage.

fillyfanatic
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
thurs. 12/13:stern plays a fart and vomit cd over music fri. 12/14: don and mike play the same fart and vomit cd over xmas songs. some people have no pride. if u r going to steal someone's material, at least steal something that is halfway decent, and not played to death.
mattstylez
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
The reason ken stevens has a a soft spot for them is because they did what O&A did for NEW they were killing stern in the morning in D.C, infinite did not like this so they bought them out and put them on a crap station (JFK) in the afternoon, over a short period of time they turned the staition into the number 1 rated in D.C while Ken Sevens was working there so D&M are responsible for his succes

ConanOBrienLN1
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
What Opie and Anthony did for WNEW? The station is pulling a 1.3! At least Don and Mike took WJFK and got a 14.2 share making it a top three station (it took Opie and Anthony to undo that, thanks for the 15th place in drivetime) The fact is that they have very different comedy styles. Why Don and Mike are even said in the same breath as Opie and Anthony is beyond me. It's like comparing Rush Limbaugh with Howard Stern. The ratings for Opie and Anthony in Washington are proof. They have two very distinct audiences and their comedies are both very effective, just in select places. If you don't like them, don't listen and just enjoy Opie and Anthony.

Menino
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What Opie and Anthony did for WNEW? The station is pulling a 1.3! At least Don and Mike took WJFK and got a 14.2 share making it a top three station


WJFK has Howard in the morning, WNEW has the sportsguys. Think that affects the overall ratings of each station? if you put Howard on WNEW then you have a top 3 station also.

No radio station will ever get a 14.2 share in NY. there are too many radio stations in NY. In a town with 2 radio stations, if half the people listen to one station then that station will have a 50 share. Does that make it the greatest radio station ever?


M. Menino- Waiting for the glorious day O and A pass Howard the deek in the ratings (only 2.8 to go)

ConanOBrienLN1
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
You are right, but Opie and Anthony are dealing with the same market now, and the fact is that they aren't pulling one-third what Don and Mike were. It is also true and Don and Mike are sucking in New York. Again, they are very different styles of comedy. They are both effective in their respective markets. You can only give an accurate assesment of Don and Mike and their traits and quirks if you are not an Opie and Anthony fan.

Menino
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I dont hate any other radio shows just bec I'm an O and A fan, O and A dont brainwash their fans. They even go out of their way to support other shows like Ron and Fez and Don and Mike at first.

The fact is O and A's fate hasn't been sealed in D.C. Give it a couple of ratings book. They havent even had 1 complete book yet, only trends. If they're failing after 9-10 months then you could say that D.C isn't working out for them.


M. Menino- Waiting for the glorious day O and A pass Howard the deek in the ratings (only 2.8 to go)

Shazoo
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I have no idea why WNEW had the notion that Don & Mike would be a better alternative to the Radio Chick. I have not heard one funny thing on that show. I would rather hear a best of O&A from 10 to 3 until they actually go on the air. I have no idea who Don & Mike would appeal too they painfully boring and about as funny as cancer.

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Okay_Terrific
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I dont think Don and Mike suck that bad..and anyway, Howard Stern is awesome...

njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Howard Stern is awesome


You have GOT to be kidding me.


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