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KingChuck69
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I was looking in my e-mail today, and lo-and-behold, I got an e-mail 'confirming' my membership to the O&A message board. I DID NOT SIGN IN. Not to mention, THE PERSON WHO LOGGED ME IN LISTED ME AS A GAY PORN STAR, AND SAID THAT I LOVE SUCKING COCKS. THAT IS 100% NOT TRUE.

Oh, yes, Opie and Anthony are TOTAL KNOCKOFFS OF STERN. HOWARD STERN IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE SHOCK JOCK.



This message was edited by KingChuck69 on 1-20-02 @ 3:39 AM
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 1-13-02 @ 6:21 PM
TheGooch
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

HOWARD STERN IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE SHOCK JOCK


Yeah, you keep tellin yourself that as you snooze thru another show of his. Hollywood Howie's time has come and gone, and he was a trailblazer and a great not too long ago. But now he's pandering to the elite, boring as hell, and a hypocrite. He is everything he hated about Imus at NBC...and for that, he's scum in my book.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


This message was edited by TheGooch on 1-13-02 @ 6:34 PM
barch97
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Ha Ha... he called you a hammer



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
FN Moron, I think I've smoked too much. This Mr. Tool, I mean Chuck, says your name is Jack. You deceived me! And I thought this message board was about all gay porn all the time, you know what with that gay frog, Ken's Pen, Ikea, and that ambiguous ~falenaingl~...

Ahem, now to be serious for a minute.

You fucking tool, did you think of that whole big story by yourself just to say an extra big long 'Ba Ba Booey'? Go waste your time somewhere else. I hope your first born child dies of S.I.D.S. and then you die of pancreatic cancer, you fagget.


quote:

HOWARD STERN IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE SHOCK JOCK.



Wait, now that you put it in caps, your argument is so much more valid and believable. I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.



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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
barch noticed...
quote:

Ha Ha... he called you a hammer
Ree also noticed...
quote:

You fucking tool
Actually, you're both right - 5 Bonus Points to you both! (not that I have any to give, but they're yours when I get them LOL)

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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 1-13-02 @ 7:05 PM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you know you really didn't need to post if you didn't want to sign up anyway.




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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quote:

Discussion Topic: JACK IS A BIG F'N MORON
my name's not Jack...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

my name's not Jack...

his names not jack??

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Kingpin02
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
I have something to say to KingChuck69:





I'm only pretty sure
That I can't take anymore.

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
Filzy
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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
And you're a loser who is also a faggot, Queen Charlene 69.
But I must ask you, What is your point?



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KingChuck69
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
My point nis this: Dopie and Unfunny are not cool. They steal all of their bits from Stern, and other Stern wannabes.

Got it? Good.

chuck69.com
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Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Not a good enough point, Queen Charlene. It's more like an opinion, now go get a hobby, loser.
I'll never unsterstand why white bread fucks come here and annoy us like the little gnats you are.
WHiny cunts, if it bothers you, stop listening, or go puncture your ears you fucking losers.



You live eighty years, and best you get about six minutes of pure magic.
~George Carlin,
Napalm and Silly Putty


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DaJack
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Howie the Cowie Sperm was at his peak in the late 80's/early 90's, but after he just started going downhill. Opie and Anthony are NOT ripoffs of Stern. Unlike Stern, O&A are FUCKING HILLARIOUS. Does Stern host
THE HOMELESS SHOPPING SPREE? Don't think so.

Coward Sperm is HISTORY
OPIE AND ANTHONY ARE THE FUTURE

And Chuckie Boy, it takes a BIG F*CKING MORON TO CALL SOMEONE A BIG F*CKING MORON.


DaJack
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Queen Charlene, WOW, that's a GOOD ONE, Sgt. Fitzy.
Also, on another message board, he went under an alias "Phil Bell", claiming to give Opie and Anthony VBP(vibrating butt plug)treatments. What makes matters worse, he claims to give infant baby boys the VBP in their little asses and they enjoy it.
What a FUCKING SICK INDIVIDUAL HE IS.

FANDICK
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Well, Chuck is a little brainwashed about Howard, but he's not HALF as stupid as DaJack. I've seen you two go at it on other message boards and it's a hard search for a point. Jack, you are the most homophobic, backwoods, redneck, idiot I've ever heard. You must have gay thoughts running through your head 24/7, because that's all you do is call people homos, or cocksuckers, or some other stupid shit. You're a sick, sick, boy. I've seen what you do to other peoples' boards and believe me, you won't get away with it here. How many posts before you mention those two out of touch dickheads Walton and Johnson? Two hacks from New Orleans who somehow have this mutant convinced that they're the two greatest DJ's on Earth. You don't know anything about O&A. You just support them because of you're deep, deep seeded hatred for Howard. I've never heard anyone seeth as much as you do when they talk about Howard. You also try to give out people's real names, phone numbers, and e mails so you're imaginary Walton and Johnson army can go and attack them. You are a neanderthol, and you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much free time to go along with that trailor park mentality of yours. Are we clear?

As for Chuck, he's just in the typical brainwashed state, but he means no harm. Someone else, (DaJackass) registered under his name to feed his obsession and start shit. Pretty clever. Sorry to spout, but I hate guys like this.

P.S. Hey Sarge, do you hate white people?

"I don't condone wife beating...I UNDERSTAAAAAAND it!"

This message was edited by FANDICK on 1-14-02 @ 9:08 PM
DaJack
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
You must be gay, too because your name is FANDICK-you must love to fan other guy's dicks. And how dare you say that I signed Chuck up on this board. He did it on his own free will. And yes I do know about Opie and Anthony. They're on in New Orleans and I listen to them faithfully every afternoon. Sounds like you're not an O&A fan. As far as the gay shit goes, it was started by Chuck and his cronies on another message board but I fought back and he just can't take it.
If you want to attack me, bring your lunch because I will attack back and it will last a very long time. I can be yourbest friend or your worse enemy.

FANDICK
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
See what I mean! Gay thoughts 24/7. My nick has to do with my last name, you inbred, jerkoff. I didn't call you gay, and its the first thing you say. Listen to this guy! And the real Chuck69 knows nothing about being a member here. You DID sign him up, you child.(I knew you were dumb enough to use his real e mail address) I bet he loves what you typed about him in "his" profile. I expect he may take action.

And I've seen you on a couple of boards my friend. Saying the same stupid shit to different people. Usually you post to yourself because nobody will engage in conversation with you. Unless you use some of your aliases like Trucker Bill or Sexy Debbie, etc. You actually have conversations with yourself, Norman. The Debbie character even says how hot and sexy O&A are and what she would do to them, and how ugly Howard Stern is. Just come out of the closet already dude. Admit your love for men and for Howard. Though I'd stick to men if I were you, because Howard isn't what he used to be.

Ang try to find a best friend somewhere else, I'd bring money if I were you. The mods will take care of you in no time. I have no doubt. You're a worst nightmare all right, only not to me, to message boards in general.

How does someone get so bored? "It will last a very long time" ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh, scary! You DO know this is the internet right? To disagree and discuss points passionately is one thing, but to crave long sustained fights with people on a message board, try to have their e mails spammed, log on as different people for your own fragile, schizophrentic piece of mind, and try to label everyone who disagrees with you as "gay", is what you call, "mentally disturbed"

I know you didn't listen to O&A on syndication underground, you used to think they were on in the mornings. You used to say they'll kick Howard's ass in the mornings. And they've only been on in New Orleans for about a month or so. All of this is to prove that Howard sucks, Walton and Johnson are great, and that they're somehow linked with O&A or their equivalent in New Orleans. (Like it says in your profile) Meanwhile he'll attack every Stern fan with an adolescent viciousness on his empty crusade to fill his time. How long before your signature..."Howard got his ass handed to him three times in New Orleans" comment, huh dipshit? I'm glad there's retards like you around to remind us why we had to kick the South's ass in the civil war.

Now if you want to get into why O&A are great, why Howard sucks, and why anyone would talk about Walton and Johnson, fine. Talk about specific points. But my guess is it'll go more like, "Shutup faggot! I'll kick your cock smokin ass! I'm great at starting fights on the internet because I'm a pussy in real life! Bring your lunch! Bring your lunch! Fandick likes little boys! E mail him and tell him so! I'm your worst hillbilly nightmare!"

Now dazzle me with your two brain cells after you make your crank calls for the day, Jethro.

Just look at some of his previous posts, and you'll see what I mean.






"I don't condone wife beating...I UNDERSTAAAAAAND it!"





















This message was edited by FANDICK on 1-15-02 @ 1:18 PM
DaJack
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I don't have gay thoughts at all, and if you want to believe Chuckie, go right ahead. If he so claims to not sign up, then he should have cancelled but apparently he did so he started posting. About the gay shit, ask Chuckie, way back last year on the F* All Stern Clones Board, in which he started with me with the DaJack Talking Doll(it has gay content)and his buddy El Mongo also added his 2 sense in with some more gay shit. But when I fight back, you want to attack me. How do you know I registered Chuckie? How in the fuck can I? I ought to rip you a new asshole for that accusation, but you're not worth the time or day it takes to do so. If you go to the F*ALL Stern Clones Message Board, you will know what I'm talking about. And one more thing, I'm not Trucker Bill, Sexy Debbie, or any one of those aliases. I only go under one name
DaJack. Get it, put it in your crack pipe and smoke it, PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This message was edited by DaJack on 1-15-02 @ 4:58 PM
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I only point out the obvious like Fandick.
As for your question Fandick, I actually hate everyone, and I am ashamed to say it, but yes I am white. Fortunately, not 100% which explains why I don't think Stern is a god. I see him as an old unfunny white man who use to be an anti hero.
Sadly today, he's just sucking hollywood's dick and being a whiny cunt that can't handle a guinea who is quite funn and smart and a mutt who has no conscience whatsoever from long island.



You live eighty years, and best you get about six minutes of pure magic.
~George Carlin,
Napalm and Silly Putty


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FANDICK
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
That's cool Sarge. I thought maybe you were a black guy for a while there...not that there's anything wrong with that.

O.K. Let's see DaJackoff. The F all Stern clones board IS where I was looking, and that's when I concluded that you were a total idiot, you see. All you talk about is homosexual activity. Why? What's that all about? Your stupidity scares me. You once said, "Walton and Johnson are 100% anti- gay! And proud of it!" You should be shot execution style, you dolt.

I'm not the worth the time or day? You mean the time OF day, Ellie may? What a puke. I thought you were going to be my worst nightmare? I thought it would last a long time? APUSSAH!!!!!!!! Stick to picking on the kids at the community pool, chooch. They're more your speed.


"I don't condone wife beating...I UNDERSTAAAAAAND it!"

This message was edited by FANDICK on 1-16-02 @ 12:48 AM
DaJack
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 6:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Two Words for FANDICK:

EAT SHIT AND PUKE!!!!!!!!


DaJack
W&J and OPIE AND ANTHONY FAN
and 100% ANTI-STERN

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Two Words for FANDICK:

EAT SHIT AND PUKE!!!!!!!!

that's three asshole.


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 9:05 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
anyone ever wonder if these people just post to agitate us?




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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Will you two just fuck already? God damn it. And remember, KingChuck69 still loves sucking those cocks.



"Close your eyes girl... look inside them... let the sound take you away!" - Magic Carpet Ride, Steppenwolf
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I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, I love my Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.


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