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Sony Murda I warned you. - FTL	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 5:34 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Jim Norton?!! that fat pudgy nobody isnt funny, and never will be mistaken for funny. He's so proud of his tiny lil bit on colin quinn(an snl nobody who couldnt even get a crappy movie, i mean fucking androgynous pat got one!). He reflects the fucking loser listeners of this show. Fat Stupid poor Long Island losers who are so angry because they cant get laid and no girls look at them. Your girlfriends or wives are probably getting reamed by some dirty black guy from brentwood while your daughters are cracked out in the corner of the room hogtied with some latino cock in their mouth. www.geocities.com/sanguinarygerbal

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 5:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: they cant get laid and no girls look at them. Your girlfriends or wives...blah blah blah Huh? If you're going to waste your time trying to insult people, the least you could do is not contradict yourself. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 6:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Sony, you sure do know a lot about Brentwood. Are you one of those guys giving head for crack? Or are you one of those dirty Mexicans who sit in front of 711 on their bikes looking for work? Hmmm or maybe you are that guy I saw searching through the Goodwill bin as I was on my way to LIU. Did you find a nice Spring jacket to match your shit-stained undies??? Oh wait I think I figured it out. You are that overweight, greasy-faced, acne ridden 14 year old loner boy who tries to piss people off on the internet because in person he is ignored by even his own mommy. Well who or whatever you are, you should bow down and kiss Mr. Norton's feet because he is a comedy God (kill me for that awful phrase). Norton is my hero, and you, sir, are a faggot. Visit this Website

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 6:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Fat Stupid poor Long Island losers who are so angry because they cant get laid and no girls look at them. shows how much you know, norton's from jersey. and he's very funny. and you suck more. ass, atleast h doesn't join a message board just to bash it. go to hell you stupid fuck. :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	POOPS MCGEE!!!! Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail Me + You = Nightmare. God Bless America!

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: and you people suck Shit, that hurt! One more for the good guys!

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	I am so going to love when you die from AIDS and Norton is standing over you laughing. I hope you get lemon juice in all of your oozing, puss ridden sores. :mad: -------------- Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder BIV

TJLamb0518 Just another dick making a comeback The Dr. Seuss of SU	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	quote: Shit, that hurt! Yeah, he's a master of insults, isn't he? I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.

FoundryMusicDoug	posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:46 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Austin... Definately Poops Mcgee! "Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973) JB, KG, and Me. THE D. 'Cause here me JB and KG come naked,Out of the side hatch

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:02 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	And keep this in mind folks, this is coming from a guy who is stuck in the 80s and thinks Jackie should have stayed on the show. This guy should look at himself in the mirror before he posted this. Sony Murda, I laugh at your presence because you ae more pathetic than me. :-D "I'm proud that I've never had a drug problem or complained that sucess sucks and shot myself like Kurt Cobain did. Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about. ~Chuck Schuldiner b.05-13-67 d.12-13-01 R.I.P. [Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]

Skeet Slambone	posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You know whats a shame Sonny, that your mom didn't do the right thing and use a coat hanger, all the butter knife did was cause some damage.

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	i know you are but what am i :rolleyes: See you space cowboy... This message was edited by MrQuotes on 4-2-02 @ 10:02 AM

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Jim Norton STILL rules! Visit this Website

taintnodoubt	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:25 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01	Fat Stupid poor Long Island losers quote: losers from long Island? Jersey represents too.[ it's a gift that I'm sharing with you.

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:32 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: Fat Stupid poor Long Island losers quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- losers from long Island? Jersey represents too.[ Here's an idea, put the quotes around the quote, jackass. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BIV

Squidward	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:38 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Aww fuck this dickhead! Everything this asshole posts is just a bunch of shit. Probably a fan of some other show that nobody except him listens to. The few people I have met from Long Island were some of the coolest people I have ever met. Fuck this asshole, Norton rules. Fucking loser posts here because he wants people to pay attention to him since otherwise nobody would notice him. But after reading his post, I wish nothing other than him to get raped repeatedly with a splintered dust broom handle.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:09 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	well collin never had a character on SNL, he had the desk. and the Quinn show is actually better than most, if not all, of the SNL movies. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: well collin never had a character on SNL, he had the desk. and the Quinn show is actually better than most, if not all, of the SNL movies. :Scruntching up face thinking hard: Can't seem to think of any good SNL movie. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BIV The Seattle Mariners are now 9 and 3

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:17 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	blues brothers, waynes world and Stewart Saves his family was a competent drama "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Okay, forgot about Wayne's World and Blues Brothers. They are both so good I didn't make the mental link. Never saw the other. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BIV The Seattle Mariners are now 9 and 3

Squidward	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:31 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Stuart scared me. As far as the other two go, the originals were great. The sequels were awful.

Terry	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:19 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Sony Murda should get spanked by a paddle full of nails. OUCH! That hurts. Terry "Knobjob" Wilson

RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:14 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Dude, calm down. Check this out.Then, tell me if you think Norton is funny. Visit this Website This message was edited by RottenVinny on 4-14-02 @ 3:27 PM

Norton's Victim	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 9:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: He's so proud of his tiny lil bit on colin quinn Come on Vos, we all know its really you posting because you got cut from Collin Quinn. Get over it. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 9:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: Your girlfriends or wives are probably getting reamed by some dirty black guy from brentwood while your daughters are cracked out in the corner of the room hogtied with some latino cock in their mouth. do you know from experience?? do you have a crazy black man from brentwood fetish? i bet you enjoyed a corona with leroy after your last ass rape. [Sarcasm]and if you have daughters i know some latins from brentwood who'd love to tear up their cunts. [/Sarcasm] sorry. sig too big. i know. i'll fix it. This message was edited by Lent on 4-14-02 @ 10:30 PM

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