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I am a Dopie Asshole.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
Attention all O & A fans. Tune in to the Howard Stern Show on Thursday. Tobey MacQuire will be Howie's guest. You will find out all the inside dope about the Spider-Man movie. Tobey might even tell us if he was able to bang Kirsten Dunst. This is the kind of radio you get when you listen to a big timer like Stern. O & A are still limited to fratboy stunts with Jim Norton.

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Howard - "Hoo hoo. So Tobey, tell us the truth, you banging that Kristen chick?"

Tobey - "Oh geez, I don't really want to talk about it."

H - "C'mon. Tell the truth, did you see her naked during filming?"

T - "Not really. Our trailers were on opposite ends of the set, so it's not like I could walk in on her accidently."

H - "I saw in the paper that you two were photographed on the beach together. (Man, she's got a hot body.) You gotta be together."

T - "Maybe. You never know."

H - "You banging her?"

T - "I don't really want to talk about it."


I'm sure it will be a thrilling interview.


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This message was edited by Danked on 5-1-02 @ 10:40 PM
I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Tobey who?

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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
hmmmmmm, isn't the comedian from O&A in spider-man? You are such a tool. All of Howards interviews are the same.



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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I dont care if Tobey banged Kirsten or what Maguire has to say about anything. How does your theory explain that?



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Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Danked pretty much sumed up the whole interview.All his celebrity interviews are like that.His show is geting so godamn boring.His show totaly changed since I started listening to him about 12 years ago. :mad:

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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
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danked...its funny cause its true

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Missile Command		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
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cats and dogs fuckin rocked


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I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
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Dont forget our own jimmy norton has a small part in the movie.


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Squidward
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
yeah, what Danked said. I'll check it out now, just to see Norton's part. Other than that, so what?




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