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amets31
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
My sister bought a new car that had a cool new feature. Instead of turning the dial to find a frequency, you would just say what kind of music you wanted to hear.

So she said "Rock" and it turned to Z100.

She said Talk, and it turned to WNEW.

So she was drivin' for a little while longer when she was fender-bended by someone behind her.

She yelled out "FUCKING GAY ASSHOLE!"

and Howard Stern came on.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
That joke is somewhat amusing but if she said Rock would it actually go to Z100. I don't think they play rock music. They are more of a pop station.


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Bushwood
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

mother shucker
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Geeez, this kid does'nt know when to keep his big mouth shut. Dude, you where pretty funny on the air, but unless you have something productive to add to the board, keep it to yourself.

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USA
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I really would like to know what kind of car this is. It sounds cool.
Oh wait, there isn't really a car like this is there. This was just your lame attempt at humor wasn't it.
Well, in that case this is for you.




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amets31
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
ouch

RandomNY
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
be more funny... TOOL!!

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SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
It's kind of funny.
But it's not funny enough. So therefore in the words of homer simpson...

"BE MORE FUNNY!"

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What are you, queer?







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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Thank you amets. I am now dumber for having read that crap. DIE COCK SUCKER!!!





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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What's 3 feet, 13 year's old, annoying, posts stupid posts, gives horrible jokes and lingers like a cockroach?

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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, quit picking on the little fucker... He's just trying to be one of the "cool guys". Don't let them get you down bro, no matter how many times you get Dilloned, just keep posting... I always need a good laugh, especially here at my fucking job.

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BigBlackFez
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey! Can I adopt the banned? If so, I'll take amets31!
Anybody who'd post a joke like that is all balls and no
effin' brain at all! In other words...

My kinda TOOL!
Voyer bus window licker
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
thats gotta be the gayest joke ive heard in a while... thank you faggot...



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Tony Metropolis
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
When there is a post saying "Joke about Howard" the desire for someone to click on it to see a Joke about Howard. You see, a "joke" happens to be a story with a "punchline", the thing that makes the listener laugh. Until you develop a "punchline" for your little story, please have a bath with a toaster, I heard it's a lot of fun.

fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
2 minutes of my life that i will never get back. thanks a lot cockhead



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SFShield
posted on 03-27-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well, that f'n sucked

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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
That was about as humorous as impaling your left testicle while climbing a park fence...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department

I GOT IT FROM A NEGRO
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Be more funny! Dickbag!

420
posted on 04-03-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
"When your telling these little storys , have a point ."

Steve M

TimJ
posted on 04-03-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
420 thats on sick ass sig pic

420
posted on 04-03-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Thanks :)




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