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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What a douchebag!
from www.laradio.com
"I’m A Cripple Inside” – Howard Stern

(June 27, 2001) “The Radio Hall of Fame is a bunch of loser disc jockeys who get together and reward each other,” railed KLSX’s Howard Stern the other morning. Howard is not in the Hall of Fame. “I deserve a billion dollars for what I’ve created. There are a million guys making a million dollars off of what I’ve done. Cousin Brucie’s claim to fame was his scary toupee. I haven’t had much luck in my life as a human being; I’m a cripple inside. The one thing I did right was get on the radio and be honest, use real language, and give people real entertainment. The people I work with in radio don’t even want to fess up to it. They all put their heads in the sand and pretend they are on top of it. They’re a bunch of freaks. If I were in the film industry, they would have given me 50 Academy Awards by now.”









Filzy
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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Howard?

We don't care about your little measly life.
It's life. deal with it.



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BawxedWine
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
wasn't he in the film industry? Doesn't he always brag about how he turns down role after role? What a f-ing dumbass.


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mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i cant take howard's shit nemore.. that is y i stopped listening- he thinks he is a god

"i hate people that dont get it!"
NewYorkDragons80
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
As much as I hate the guy, he does deserve to be in the Radio Hall of Fame
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i agree but he thinks he is the best- i really need him 2 die!!

"i hate people that dont get it!"
jap bike jim
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Boo hoo hoo hoo. Why is he bitchin about not being in the hall of fame? Did he not say they are a bunch of losers?

"Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome."
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Jesus christ, not only does this guy whine and lie, he can't even keep track of his own lies, and what he says!
Someome help out Stern please, there's life out there for him to enjoy if he wasn't too busy counting his money and sitting in his mansion wondering why is he so alone!



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IRISH ENFORCER
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Will Howard just get in the coffin please I can't stand that tool anymore.

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Lent
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posted on 07-14-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Howie needs to go to the deek hall of fame. Did he invent radio, electricity and laughter as well?

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Spork
posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
It's still interesting that the self-proclaimed "King of All Media" doesn't know about the Internet yet.

How cool is it that we have a website where we can see some guy's prosthetic eye mere seconds after he pops it out of his head?

King of all media? I think not!




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BigBlackFez
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Boo hooo hooooo! I'm a homo, but I can't climb out of the closet!!!"

What a faeg. He should be ashamed. He's about one drink away from sleeping on a park bench like Imus did once. What a silly bastard. Why would he care about being in the Radio Hall Of Fame? He belongs in there as much as Imus does...which is NOT AT ALL.

The fact that he gives a rat's ass is further proof that he's gone faeg - that's why Alison ran outta his mausoleum.

Later, faeg.

*I was drunk and misspelled something - happens to the worst of us.*

This message was edited by BigBlackFez on 7-15-01 @ 12:26 AM
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
As someone said as much as I hate him now you really have to look at the big picture and realize what's he's done and accept that he really did do a lot for the format. Then when you look at the big picture you realize that Opie and Anthony might very well become better than he ever was because they are smarter, quicker and know how to utilize the Internet to their advantage (I always love his "The reason I don't have a website is because once I do all the other radio hosts in the universe will rip off the format").

As for the film analogy that is one of the most retarded analogies I've ever heard. He really thinks that movie was perfection, last time I heard the show they were still playing for intros news reports about how he will be playing himself in PRivate Parts the movie (It came out nearly 5 years ago and the only good part was Paul Giametti who is totally underreated). Also why does he think he'd win Acadamy Awards. His writing isn't top notch, he can't act and comic performances are rarely acknowledged by the Oscars ([ron's paul O voice] I'm giving a Stern warning to the Acadamy to nominate Howard for Oscar Ageeee [/ron's paul O voice]).

And think of the people in the film industry who never won an Acadamy Award: Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Alfred Hitchcock, Harrison Ford, Akira Kurosawa- getting an Oscar isn't everything and no matter what Sir Howard of Radio, you'll never be a Jack Nicholson.

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