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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Complaint letter about The Opie and Anthony Show | ||||
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| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:10 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | My complaint about The Opie and Anthony Show You won't hear about this in the media, but this is no time to be dictatorial and no time to be subhuman. Wait! Before you dismiss me as simple-minded, hear me out. The Opie and Anthony Show proclaims at every opportunity that it'd never quash other people's opinions. The organization doth protest too much, methinks. When I state that society has pampered The Opie and Anthony Show too long, I'm merely trying to remove the misunderstanding that The Opie and Anthony Show has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world. Believe me, I certainly don't want to give The Opie and Anthony Show a chance to glorify cocky heavy metal fans. The Opie and Anthony Show is unable to separate fact from fiction. This is all well and good, but The Opie and Anthony Show has -- not once, but several times -- been able to make us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels without anyone stopping it. How long can that go on? As long as its witless publicity stunts are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and reveal the truth about its sentiments. Whether or not you realize this, I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to challenge The Opie and Anthony Show to defend its threats or else to change them. Of course, The Opie and Anthony Show is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. In asserting that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have, it demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. I am making a pretty serious accusation here. I am accusing The Opie and Anthony Show of planning to destroy our moral fiber. And I don't want anyone to think that I am basing my accusation only on the fact that it ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. You may find it amusing or even titillating to read about The Opie and Anthony Show's antics, but they're not amusing to me. They're deeply troubling. If this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to turn The Opie and Anthony Show's contumelious bons mots to our advantage. The Opie and Anthony Show is totally insecure. We all are, to some extent, but it sets the curve. The Opie and Anthony Show is not only foul-mouthed, but it also lacks the self-control necessary to conform its behavior to reasonable norms. Colonialism doesn't work. So why does The Opie and Anthony Show cling to it? It is only when one has answers to that question is it possible to make sense of The Opie and Anthony Show's rantings, because The Opie and Anthony Show claims that it acts in the public interest. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its practices. Then again, the truth is not meant to be warm and fuzzy. (Actually, the public perception is that it has been a long-standing observation of mine that The Opie and Anthony Show represents a new breed of flippant reprobates, but that's not important now.) Of perhaps even more concern is that if the past is any indication of the future, The Opie and Anthony Show will once again attempt to force square pegs into round holes. In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the reinterpretations of historic events of out-of-touch extortionists, but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant screeds. With friends like The Opie and Anthony Show, who needs enemies? I mean, if it is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by those higher standards. It may seem difficult at first to stop The Opie and Anthony Show's encroachments on our heritage. It is. But the tone of The Opie and Anthony Show's half-measures is eerily reminiscent of that of hideous so-called experts of the late 1940s, in the sense that The Opie and Anthony Show has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. Perhaps The Opie and Anthony Show has never had to take a stand and fight for something as critical as our right to investigate the development of egotism as a concept. But as far as its nasty ebullitions are concerned, I will not capitulate today, tomorrow, or ever. To top that off, what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that if it thinks I'm too foolish to plant markers that define the limits of what is gin-swilling and what is not, it's sadly mistaken. We must resolve a number of lingering problems. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing, without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize. Some organizations are responsible and others are not. The Opie and Anthony Show falls into the category of "not". My prediction that The Opie and Anthony Show would quote me out of context came true so quickly, so brutally, so horribly, that even I was stunned by the magnitude and viciousness of it all. The Opie and Anthony Show does not desire to benefit humanity, but rather to obstruct various important things. The Opie and Anthony Show likes self-fulfilling prophecies that keep us perennially behind the eight ball. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that my personal attacks are clearly in defense of decency and human dignity and violate nobody's rights, so to speak. All The Opie and Anthony Show really wants is to hang onto the perks it's getting from the system. That's all it really cares about. The notion that The Opie and Anthony Show can be reformed into an upright and honorable organization may be a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that this can happen should ask it of Santa Claus, in whom they doubtless also believe. I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but the real question here is not, "Why doesn't The Opie and Anthony Show try doing something constructive for once in its history?". The real question is rather, "Why can't The Opie and Anthony Show simply enjoy the fruits of its own labors and let other people enjoy the fruits of theirs?" This isn't such an easy question to answer, but let me take a stab at it: At no time in the past did reprehensible, disaffected autocrats shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. Why does The Opie and Anthony Show want to promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and individual liberty are severely at risk? Because it displays the paranoid malice that is the hallmark of true faddism. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. All in all, like a verbal magician, The Opie and Anthony Show knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. If The Opie and Anthony Show had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that the next time it decides to reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice, it should think to itself, cui bono? -- who benefits? If history follows its course, it should be evident that it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to tell you things that The Opie and Anthony Show doesn't want you to know. I challenge all of the self-pitying card sharks out there to consider this: I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to champion the force of goodness against the greed of spineless ultra-frightful-types. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that The Opie and Anthony Show's propaganda machine grinds on and on. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to perform noble deeds. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that it is every bit as hate-filled as semi-intelligible ragamuffins. More than that, its claim that we should all bear the brunt of its actions is factually unsupported and politically motivated. The Opie and Anthony Show whines about diabolic, stuck-up meatheads, yet it enthusiastically supports what I call reckless poltroons. What is often overlooked, however, is that we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but when The Opie and Anthony Show hears anyone say that its whole approach is abusive, its answer is to inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to instill a sense a responsibility and maturity in those who poison the relationship between teacher and student. Tribalism is something to be prevented, not promoted. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps. Regards, Sir Okonkwo Note: This is a parody, and is not meant to be taken seriously. This message was edited by Sir Okonkwo on 7-7-01 @ 3:33 AM | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Goddamn man are you planning to write a novel? Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I am currently looking for newbies to bring into the International | ||||
| leather-cheerio-face | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 3:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | What...the hell...are you talking about? That made entirely no sense. Colonialism? For someone who's trying to sound all f-ing smart, mebbe you should have used variations on "opie and anthony" instead of saying it 47 times. That's the first thing they teach you in any english class. I'm so damn angry that I actually read that whole thing. I now no longer know what any fucking word you used meant. I could hear myself get stupider. That was the most confusing thing I've ever read in my life. Hulk Smash! Jesus Christ, next time you feel like waxing poetic about something you have no idea about, buy a fucking dictionary, cuz that little essay read like Mike Tyson preparing a legal brief. You sir, are a tool! ....can't believe I read that... me fail english? That's unpossible!  | ||||
| leather-cheerio-face | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 3:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | o.k., I just read the disclaimer at the bottom. You know everything I just said? forget about it. I was actually violently trembling after reading that. Not because I thought you were tryibg to put down O & A, btu because I really f-ing hate those doucebags that write shit like that. I wish to go people like that chocked on their own umilical cord in the womb, the world would be such a better place...ah well... | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 3:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Leather-cheerio-face, I'd like to smoke a joint with you. You sound, um, interesting... | ||||
| Sarcastro | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 11:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | The funniest thing about it was that it was 100% correct. Except the premise, of course. The premise that the Opie and Anthony Show has any moral responsibility to society is incorrect. Or the premise that anyone takes the show seriously. But that Opie and Anthony are disseminators and mean spirited I have no doubt. I was going to ask you, Sir Okonkwo, if you didnt have a letter bomb to build until I read the disclaimer. Cute. Oh, we like pithy statements such as "Go F yourself" and "Screw You" around here. And preferrably mispelled. "Go F yerself" "Srew You". Oh, and dont throw around the term "colonialism". You sound British. If you are, please keep that to yourself. Thanks! This message was edited by Sarcastro on 7-7-01 @ 11:42 AM | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | My complaint about Mr. Dice H. Clay, Esq. I just want a little editorial balance here. Before I begin, let me point out that we can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. A great many of us don't want Mr. Dice H. Clay, Esq. to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. But we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his self-absorbed ethics. If you've never seen him set the wolf to mind the sheep, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Brainless con artists are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. Just wait until someone gets hurt as a result of Dice's ploys. Then, more people will agree that he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand his true aims. You've heard me say that Dice's underlings are all anal-retentive underachievers. True, that's a cheap shot, but too often, they do think and behave in ways that reinforce that image. Now, lest you jump to the conclusion that the ideas of "freedom" and "quislingism" are Siamese twins, I assure you that I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why his left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing. My peers contend that before I knew anything about him, I was once an onlooker at a few of Dice's mass demonstrations, without possessing even the slightest insight into the mentality of his advocates or the nature of his conclusions. While this is really true, I insist we must add that Dice's philippics are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, this is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to don the mantel of revisionism and restructure the social, political, and economic relationships throughout the entire society. Not yet, at least. But Dice's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false. All in all, Dice's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Dice's hangers-on, who loudly proclaim that Dice answers to no one. Regardless of those unconscionable proclamations, the truth is that he wants to pass off all sorts of irascible and obviously truculent stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience". Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to condemn his hypocrisy. The bottom line is that I have put this letter before you, without any gain to myself, because I care.  | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 12:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | There is not a short version. "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-07-2001 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | sir thinks he's cool bc he uses big words "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| torture its torture | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:56 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | I think we've found the next fuckin James Joyce. Sir Okonkwo, Maybe you should try to post your elitist and sickeningly pretentious discourses somewhere else. Maybe someplace where the readers will actually comprehend what you're trying to convey. This is no place for them, we are only interested in boobies | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Can you have at least made it a funny parody? quote: And an even poorer writer... LOL j/k (or am I?)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| thatoldgag | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | My complaint about Rick The producer I have a few points of contention with Rick The producer. I will start this discussion by arguing that to the extent that my age and health will permit, I will take stock of what we know, identify areas for further research, and provide a useful starting point for debate on Rick's cynical holier-than-thou attitudes. Then, I will present evidence that Rick's remonstrations are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're entirely duplicitous, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, militant world run by imprudent blockheads. When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that he has, at times, called me "cruel" or "self-centered". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to lock people up for reading the "wrong" kinds of books or listening to the "wrong" types of music. Rick's philippics cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Rick's decisions are based on reason. Statements like, "Rick's confreres are in league with high-handed heavy metal fans who promote unenlightened ideologies, such as teetotalism" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. If we are powerless to challenge Rick's barbaric assumptions about merit, it is because we have allowed Rick to palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide mandarinism. While I insist that he has every right to his dim-witted opinions, I have no idea why Rick The producer wannabees have sprouted across the country like mushrooms after a downpour. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if he finds a way to conspire with evil. It's not that I have anything against cutthroats in general. It's just that he commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those positions, because that makes it easy for him to contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply. If anything, I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that untrustworthy pseudo-intellectuals with stronger voices than minds would revert to misguided behavior. But Rick frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what Rick is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand his true aims. Rick contends that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to make all of us pay for his boondoggles. Sounds rather blasphemous, doesn't it? Well, that's Rick for you. His stories about irreligionism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Despite what Rick says, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that the objection may still be raised that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. At first glance, this sounds almost believable. Yet the following must be borne in mind: All he really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. You're probably thinking, "Writing instructors seeking to introduce the concept of "feudalism" into their curricula could hardly do better than to use Rick's insults as an example." Well, you're right. But something else you should know is that one of the great mysteries of modern life is, Why does he always have to be such a party pooper? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that pouty busybodies who dominate or intimidate others will, hopefully, eventually be replaced by people who believe in freedom, justice, and the pursuit of personal growth. But there's the rub; I frequently talk about how experience shows that the similarities between him and the worst classes of stinking churlish-types there are should not be taken lightly. I would drop the subject, except that his hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it. From a public-policy perspective, one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Rick, however, is more likely to distort and trivialize the debate surrounding pauperism. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so, he's keeping them well hidden; all the arguments I've heard from him are totally puerile. If you were to tell him that the most temperamental hell-raisers I've ever seen are doubtlessly the lowest form of human life, he'd just pull his security blanket a little tighter around himself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. I just want to say that Rick's practices are unquestionably uncalled for. For proof of this fact, I must point out that Rick's secret police all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way he keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. Rick is too whiney to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that some people are responsible and others are not. Rick falls into the category of "not". It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that his plans for the future are continually evolving into more and more sordid incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how one of Rick's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his nugatory efforts, never the original problem. In a recent essay, Rick stated that everyone and everything discriminates against him -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he says that society is screaming for his epigrams. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. It's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but you might say, "The most parasitic couch potatoes you'll ever see don't think like you and me." Fine, I agree. But ignorance is bliss. This may be why his representatives are generally all smiles. According to the laws of probability, Rick is not just stupid. He is unbelievably, astronomically stupid. In all fairness, he believes that gutless pestilential-types have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. That's just wrong. He further believes that his slogans prevent smallpox. Wrong again! I've tried explaining to Rick's apologists that one of Rick's most dictatorial sycophants is the point man in a process of creeping fascistization of our society, but it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. Sometimes it seems what I call delusional stool pigeons are like a farmer who, in the spring, would work the ground, plant seeds, fertilize, and cultivate the ground for a period of time. And then, perhaps, he decides to go off to Hawaii and have a good time and forget the reason he planted the crop in the first place. Well, a farmer wouldn't do that. But Rick would destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study if he got the chance. You know what we'd have if everybody wanted to diminish our will to live? Total chaos. While he might not replace love and understanding with Maoism and Stalinism per se, in order to solve the big problems with Rick, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must get him off our back. I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that in his platitudes, cameralism is witting and unremitting, rotten and intemperate. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to take us all on an utterly reckless ride into the unknown. Of all of Rick's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "We can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune." I, for one, don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: combative, effrontive vagabonds (like Rick) are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, Rick thinks we want him to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. Excuse me, but maybe he sees only one side of the issue, so to speak. Let us not sink to Rick's level. Let us combat revanchism by exercising our right to speak out, to denounce Rick's outbursts as totally unrepresentative of the values of this society. I used to think that backwards, possession-obsessed lugs were the most irritating people on the planet, but now I know that Rick does not merely engage in or goad others into engaging in illegal acts. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly Rick The producer himself or one of his hangers-on, will write a cuckoo piece about how disgusting I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written. | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | (in butt heads voice) Um, words like suck. I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | :::Walks in. Sees what looks like two complete editions of War and Peace. Slams head on desk with every ounce of strength. Stumbles/crawls out::: Thanks  graduated by Fez..but that does not make me a bad person. | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | hey "that old gag"- wanna know something- i didnt even read the whole essay you wrote but it is sooo sad that u wrote that WHOLE entire thing about rick. what a TOOL "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 07-08-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i have a huge headache now. If i wanted to, i could have said all of that stuff in 3 sentences. But, since i have no complaints, i will say nothing. Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all. I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :) | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 2:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Well well well,it seems someone here thinks. I,too,consider myself somewhat of a scholar,and would like to challenge you to an intellectual battle of wits. 2+2=4 Your turn. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. This message was edited by zootybang on 7-9-01 @ 2:33 AM | ||||
| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: 5+5=Chicken salad Your turn. | ||||
| fuggin moron | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: I find it amazing that it took Zooty only 3 minutes to figure out his first answer was wrong  IN SOMEONE'S BATHROOM, TURNING BLUE, PUKING GREEN YOU'RE SENILE, SENILE AT SEVENTEEN SCARS ON YOUR BRAIN FROM DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING WEED ANOTHER ACID TAB, ANOTHER SHOT OF SPEED | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | it took Zooty only 3 minutes to figure out his first answer was wrong quote: Damn you for paying attention. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Jesus Christ, Meecrob!!! | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | And up at the plate is Anthony Cumia, who is currently hitting .291 and is on a hot streak with that bat of his. Whoops, wrong post. That's pretty damn creative, Sir Okonkwo. I finally gave up on the third paragraph then read the fine print. I should have known that it was only a joke, damn brain!  OA.com's headhunter and big brother to a select few One sucessful graduate: whichwaymediumorrare And a brand new headhunter in training: Short hills mall | ||||
| BigBlackFez | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 1:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Um...I once shot a load between Kathie Lee Epstein's juggies? | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 6:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Daym! What's with all of these big words and shit! :) Nice parody though. , --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Fuck all of you, my head hurts now. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
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