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showMeTits
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
asshole

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ok...you get really angry at some girl for being a tease, but the guy who killed your mom is just an asshole?you might want to fix your priorities


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

ok...you get really angry at some girl for being a tease




quote:

ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS LATELY IVE ENCOUNTERED HOOKUPS WITH GIRLS AND THEY TALK THIS AND THAT AND START GETTIN CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND WISPER THINGS IN MY EAR WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO ME BUT WHEN I TRIED UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO AND WHEN I WENT TO UNDO MY PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO, F-U TO TEASES I WAS LIKE YOU COCKBLOCK YOUR ASS IS LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU INSTEAD OF JUST WALKIN AWAY AND SAYIN BITCH





quote:

FU to the guy who got paroll after murdering my mom



quote:

asshole


I CANT BELEVE THIS GUY DID NOT TYPE ASSHOLE IN ALL CAPS WHAT A FUCKING TOOL

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail Ovaherenow@aol.com

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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
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VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Would it be wrong to ask you to describe the murder? Did the guy crash into her with his car or ??? He could have commited manslaughter.
-Vinny

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VooDude
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I am proud to announce that my 20th post will be my first TOOL

This one's for you showMeTits...








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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
DANA IS THAT YOU?????

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail Ovaherenow@aol.com

HLJC 4 LIFE
Sephiroth
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I MUST SAY THAT OF ALL THE TELEVISION SHOWS EVER MADE, THE OLD MONTY PYTHON SHOWS MUST BE THE GREATEST THEY HAD FUNNEY SKITS LIKE THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS AND THE SPANISH INQUISION "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISION" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY AND I LIKED THE HOLY GRAIL MOVIE WITH THE KNIGHTS THAT GO "NEEP" I BOUGHT THAT DVD TO WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I HAVE DONE SO BUT NOWADAYS I DONT WATCH IT MUCH BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
SEPH I AGREE BUT I ALSO LOVED THE OLD BENNY HILL SHOWS THEY JUST CRACKED ME UP HAHAHHAHHAHAAH THE LITLE OLD MAN ALWAYS GETTING SLAPPED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD OR WHEN BENNY HILL WOULD LLOK IN THE WINDOW AT THE GIRLS AND THEY WOULD SEE HIM AND THEN SCREAM AND HE WOULD RUN BUT THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS THAT ONE GIRL THAT WOULD BRING HIM IN THEN THE OLD LADY WOULD COMEOUT AND HIT HIM WITH THE BROOM I LOVED THAT SHOW I WISH IT WAS STILL ON

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail Ovaherenow@aol.com

HLJC 4 LIFE
Spuds_Buckley
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And now for something completely different...How to defend yourself from an attacker armed with a passion fruit.

He's not dead, he's just resting!!111


Kiss Me I'm Duff!
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
are you sure it wasn't a botched abortion?




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Is Don on the phone?
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Stealin my gag....



AIM:isdononthephone

This message was edited by Is Don on the phone? on 8-23-01 @ 9:39 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
shut up don



i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
But thats my only line!





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Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

And now for something completely different...How to defend yourself from an attacker armed with a passion fruit.


what about pointed sticks?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
FU Buttmunch

I didnt expect that.


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...

WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
NO NO!!
Buttmunch, it's all wrong.

You have to sing!!!

"This guy killed mom, and then he got paroll and I was like, 'WEEEEEEEE!!!!!'"


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MashedPotatohead
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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 1:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HAHAHAHAHA

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

FU to the guy who got paroll after murdering my mom


First, you post about smacking girls around because they c-tease you - you get pummeled for it.
Now, you post about your mom being murdered, apparently to try to get some sympathy after your "smack my bitch up" post.

This just REEKS of Cacasmooches.....


"HLJC 4 LIFE - The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open - HLJC 4 LIFE"


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Arthur Dent
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
And now...number 1...the Lark...the LARK...


Mercenaries: Don't Fight till the Profits Right.

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Doesn't anyone understand why showMeTits is being a dick and making us feel really sorry for him and his troubles?



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
ROFLWPMP
Nice Fez.


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...


Yo, I went up to a thug gangster and he was like, "Yo, motherfucker
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Snoteater
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I agree with Fez. nice!





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fuh-q-2
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
ShowMeTits....Are you sure that the guy wasn't like you and she teased him to the breaking point. You talk about beating women for not putting out, maybe your mom wasn't the slut he thought she was. If I am out of line, let me know.


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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I CANT BELEVE THIS GUY DID NOT TYPE ASSHOLE IN ALL CAPS

I figured he just broke down and bought a new keyboard, becuase once you hit that Caps Lock key, it's stuck that way forever. It's worse than a turn signal in a car
I heard somewhere that you can pay repairmen to come to your house or place of work and they can reset the keyboard for you, but they can get pretty pricey.

Why not just make a sig that reads:
PAY ATTNETION TO ME
LOVE ME




If I ever had twins
I'd use one for parts


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