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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
*******DO NOT FUCKING DEFILE THIS!*******

AS you all know I am a man that has been engaged for quite some time. And as most of you also know, Nicole is the most important person in my life. She also reads the board from time to time, although she is not a registered member. She happened to click on the Pass the Time game in Off Topic where I was posting quite frequently a few weeks ago. She had read the stupid shit that I was posting about feeding grapes to, two of the female board members. Needless to say she was not happy about this. As most of you know, I love Nicole very much and never had any intentions of trying to upset her in any way with posting this stupid shit. I also in no way wanted her to feel uncared for and unloved by posting that in a public forum.

I am now posting this as a HUGE FUCK YOU to myself for posting the stupid shit that I of course had no intention of doing. I also want to bundle this in as an apology to the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with and that I love with all of my heart and soul. Nicole, I am sorry that I disrespected you in a public forum.

I don't care what you assholes think of me. Most of you aren't in a long term relationship, so you have no grunds to give me shit. I am a man of my convictions. When I make a mistake, I take responsibilty for it. In this case, I made a mistake by inadvertantly flirting in a stupid thread and making the love of my life feel second best. She never has, and never will be second to anyone and anything.

You can think what you want of me for posting this thread, and quite honestly I just don't give a fuck what any of you think. So In closing I would just like to say that Nicole, I love you and cherish you very much. And I am sorry that any of the stupid shit that I posted upset you.


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This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 9-1-01 @ 1:02 PM
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 09-01-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Good for you, Corpse. Although there are plenty of assholes who will pretend to be macho tough guys and say that you would be a pussy to write that, it actually takes a big man to say what you just said.

Raven
Portugal
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I was gonna say FU too -- but after reading it -- I say good luck CG -- hope she knows how you really feel about her and that the board is a place for silly talk. Wish ya well Big man, you know how to reach me if needed!



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posted on 09-01-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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You're a good man,CG...There are only a small few members that I think acctualy mean the stupid shit they post...
to the rest of us it's all in fun...
Hell, I've been married for 7 years and I joke around like that...And I would never follow through on any of it.
Hopefully your love will read this and understand that it was not meant as any disrespect towards her.
Good luck bud.


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posted on 09-01-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Corpse sometimes long relationships can suck when shit like this happens but you guys will get through this and start having fun again.

Try being with the same person for 12 years.

Sometimes I wanna kill her then other times I wanna kill her even more.


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posted on 09-02-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Sometimes I wanna kill her then other times I wanna kill her even more.



I told you to move out of your moms house...

Sorry to hear this corpse...may she see how much of a man you really are because you actually publically appoligized for your misconduct...






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posted on 09-02-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Admirable.



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Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Very well said Corpse. And try to remember she probably gets upset because she cares.
And to your girlfriend, I know it's easily to get upset or angry at things said on here, everyone's done so at one point or another but it's all in good fun. Try not to let it bother you too much and remember he may say silly things to people on a message board but he's there with you :)


thanks for the find wpp :)

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Bangster
posted on 09-02-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Irish Alkey mite've said it best. Best of luck man.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Well corpse is a very close friend of mine and i know him to be a very nice person and a good friend, even if he is annoying at times but most spics are look at tequila.

But if nicole reads the board and sees this thread. Nicole i wanna say we have had many laughs and yes i am a sick fuck and you know that deep down i am much more than what i am on the board. One of the things i pride myself on is backing and caring for my friends especially those who are good people and on my honesty, which at times is more than brutal. If i think you are a shit i will tell you and if corpse indeed says shit on this board please trust me it's all bullshit. I of all people know that this board is sometimes all to real but in general it is all bullshit said in fun. I have been here for a very long time and have seen all types of posts and posters. And on here many people portray a "character" or say shit they would normally never say in life. One main reason is a sense of anonimity and also the safety of being alone behind a computer and being unafraid to do stuff.

I flirt with women on the board and i flirt with more guys than i do women, lol. If i say i wanna suck froy's eyebalss out through his ass till the back of his head caves in, doesn't mean it is true. Cause we all know slash is the only man i love.

So nicole if you ever trusted me trust me on this the most useful piece of advice i always give to people on the board is this: Do NOT take this board as life or anything of major importance and especially seriously.


I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
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Come a little closer and I'll show you why


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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 9-3-01 @ 12:09 AM
Unicron
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 6:57 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
i hope Nicole forgives you dude...you obviously love her with all your heart. i hope things work themselvs out, and good luck my man.


mrbungle
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
All I can say is be glad this is all she has to be pissed about...good luck, man...


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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Corpse, I wish you the best man. we all make mistakes, and only a few of us admit our mistakes. That's what makes men among boys.



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division.





MrsCGJ
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Manny, This is your thang and I hate to impose but I wanted to say a few things. Don't worry I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do.... FREAK OUT MAN! I just wanted to say thank you for the public apology. It was very much needed and appreciated. I love you very much. Thank you Gonzo for also trying to make me feel better...always so much sweeter when it's in your special, demented way!
Oh, and thank you to Psycho Bitch that was very nice of you too. Him just being here is not enough though. I am a strong, beautiful, intelligent women that deserves 100%. Thanks again guys.

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Anytime baby. I'm just glad that you know that you come first no matter what! Always and Forever I love you.


Why fucking bother

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This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 9-4-01 @ 1:26 AM
Sluggo667
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:48 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
NICE!


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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Mrs. CGJ welcome and it's all just silly fun and games in here. You have a good man and it seems that he has a sweet lady, good luck to the two of you!!!!



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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Nicey Nice.

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Nicole/Corpse - Its nice to see you two have worked things out. Nic - the board is really a step out of reality. You can't take everything you read and see for it's face value. I'm glad you can see past that. Good luck to the two of you.

BTW Corpse - Seeing that Nicole is a newbie, can I adopt her? lol



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Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Nic - the board is really a step out of reality. You can't take everything you read and see for it's face value.



What he said....Your welcome Nicole. I don't know either of you but you seem like a strong. loving couple. I'm glad to see you worked things out. And Nicole you do sound like a strong, beautiful, intelligent woman, welcome to the board! Hope you stick around some more so we can get to know you better :)


thanks for the find wpp :)

I'm insane and you're my insanity

I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart...
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

BTW Corpse - Seeing that Nicole is a newbie, can I adopt her? lol



No dick..but I have an idea for you..how about you have your big giant floaty head create an account, and you can adopt it. The god damn thing should have it's own zip code as it is..

BTW..thanks from the both of us for the support man...


Why fucking bother

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MamA CaZ
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
awwwwww nicole you have such a great guy!!
I'm glad you worked things out.
you are very lucky to have someone who loves you that much & vice versa...



"All I want is food and creative love"
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

No dick..



Hey, hey! Lets not get personal here.



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.
VooDude
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Classy, very classy CGJ.



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey, hey! Lets not get personal here.



What part of do not defile, didn't you understand asshole!


Why fucking bother

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