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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 2:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i wish i was a little anal retentive, probably be more organized.



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Go into any diner and order a gyro, with extra tzaziki sauce and baklava and a greek girl will run up to you, drop her panties and bend over for you right there in the middle of the diner.

Can I substitute the baklava for spanakopita?

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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why would you want to spank a pita?


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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quote:

but anyone else experience vertigo trying to read that one?

Dank - I just scroll right past them. I lost my syko decoder ring weeks ago.

Grk - sorry to hear honey. BTW - can I substitute souvlaki for gyro? Gyro gives me gas.


September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!




This message was edited by Grumpy on 9-19-01 @ 10:11 AM
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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quote:

Grk - sorry to hear honey. BTW - if I substitute souvlaki for gyro. Gyro gives me gas.


lol stop it Grump you really know how to turn a girl on...lol j/k
but sorry
NO SUBSTITUTIONS!!!!!1



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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Ah but QT, just think of the possibilities of what we can do with all that sticky honey from the bakalava. Ummmmmmmm sweet! ;-)


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
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see OAS, yet another example of why i like going out with older guys...they are so innovative...lol



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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OAS - you've been hitting up your VIAGRA bottle again I see. Slow down old man. You're gonna have a coronary at this rate.

**edit - You'll have to excuse me now. I have to go blow chunks after reading the last few posts. GET A ROOM FOR CHRIST SAKE!



September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!




This message was edited by Grumpy on 9-19-01 @ 10:39 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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QT, you should see what I can do with shish-ka-bob and rice pilaf. The skewering action will make you tingle ;-)

The heart is strong Grumpy. And remember, Viagra, never have, never will!



Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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all i did was compliment OAS, Grump, no need for a room...im done now :-P



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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quote:

no need for a room...im done now


Wow - that was quick. If OAS is that quick, maybe he does need the viagra after all.


September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!


o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
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Now now Grumpy, QT couldn't commit the next six hours so we are postponing till later.


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
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Damn OAS, hopefully Bin Laden doesn't fight off attacks as well as you do.

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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quote:

QT couldn't commit the next six hours


Damn. That's a lot of prep time. If it takes you that long to get it up and going, you DO have problems old man. I know a good doctor that might be able to help you.


September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
:::settles in seat with popcorn:::

WHAT?!?! IT'S OVER?!!?!

god damnit... who's gonna pay me the $8.50 i paid to see this?


I'm not letting them think they've won,
If they think it's over,
I'll keep this going til the end,
This has only just begun

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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quote:

Now now Grumpy, QT couldn't commit the next six hours so we are postponing till later.



Six hours of loving? God damn girl is going to be walking crooked for weeks. You da' man! :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Well what can I say FMFB, there are the quick fire youngsters, then there are the mission critical vets. When you start the mission, you have to be commited to finishing the objective. ;-)

And Grumpy, do you keep these special doctors numbers posted right by your phone? Is there something we should know? :-)


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 9-19-01 @ 11:11 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

you have to be commited to finishing the objective.

If it takes her 6 hours to complete the objective, maybe she needs to stop using her vibrating rotating toy. ;-)

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the USA
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

When you start the mission, you have to be commited to finishing the objective.



Woah...a man concerned about the female orgasm?! ::faints::


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

who's gonna pay me the $8.50 i paid to see this?


OAS might, but you'll have to earn it...


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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:::Fans FMFB face to bring her back from her fainting::::

See what you have been missing out on all this time FMFB? ;-)

And Shelle sweetie, you got ripped off. You should have only been charged matinee prices.


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Sephiroth
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Am i the only one laughing at Grumpy and OAS fighting?

It's like the 2 old geezers at the retirement home fighting for the spot next to the window.

CriticsLoveSnatch
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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lol seph - the thing is that these two are probably old enough to go back to the time where mine and grumpy's people beat the crap outta OAS's :)



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
o&aswallow
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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quote:

lol seph - the thing is that these two are probably old enough to go back to the time where mine and grumpy's people beat the crap outta OAS's


The beauty of it all is we can now be friends to focus on another foe.


Before you meet Allah, get ready to meet some good old American whoop ass.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
wish Ann Margaret wasnt in the pic but here is a nice pic of OAS and Grump




I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away




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