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biodeath
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Id like to give a big FU to my drummers mother who threw my band out of her garage without telling anyone and put all our equipment on the curb. All of the bands equipment was stolen and i'm F'ing pissed!!
Sephiroth
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Every fucking Monday and Thurday, i put my trash on the curb. And everytime, WITHOUT FAIL, it's gone the next day! Fuck Man! I keep all my cool shit in there! My Ninja Death Squad is investigating a possible link to this monster with jaws on it's ass that storms by my neighborhood at 5AM, but no leads yet........

Sorry. That does indeed suck.

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
If i were you i'd rape his mom with a fish.


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dude I think your drummers mom deserves a good ol fashioned blanket party. Then set the fuckin house on fire.




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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
When I saw the title of this thread...
I said...What, did his mom throw them out of the basement?
I'm sorry I laughed...That sucks dude.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Then set the fuckin house on fire.



but then they won't have a place to practice.... ooh wait his euqipment is being pawned off, nevermind.


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WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 4:06 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Sue her.

Or have your dad beat up his dad.


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

If i were you i'd rape his mom with a fish



gonzo who are you kidding. if he were you, he would rape that guys mom with a fish:)





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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If i were you i'd rape his mom with a fish.


Word of advice, when raping someone with a fish, be sure to freeze the fish first, otherwise it will be too floppy and difficult to insert properly...just a little somethin I picked up at Seaside.



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kevin from ct
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You know what would be perfect for this?

A nice Mahi Mahi. Or a Gruper. Yeah, a Gruper.

Then rape her with a nice whole grain rice pilaf and some
baby peas. (Those take time, but god damn, they work.)

You might wat to consider finish raping her with a mint
chocolate chip mousse or a slice of in season key lime pie.

Christ in a handbasket, I'm friggin starvin


kevin from ct
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
double, sorry

This message was edited by kevin from ct on 9-20-01 @ 2:48 PM
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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

otherwise it will be too floppy and difficult to insert properly...just a little somethin I picked up at Seaside.

i thought you picked that up from your "FU to my drunk dick" thread


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i thought you picked that up from your "FU to my drunk dick" thread


Anyone know where I can pick up one of those blinky, memory eraser thingys the MIB use? You deek! lol



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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Then rape her with a nice whole grain rice pilaf



Or use joyces faella


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Or use joyces faella
Or her paella.



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