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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: In other news, FU to the Piss shivers! | ||||
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The sky is blue | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 8:18 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00  | No that’s not a club. But its what determines the men from the boys. All guys have experienced it (except Magus, he sits down). You walk in to your bathroom to take a wiz, but then as you're doing your business you feel a shiver coming on. Now unless you're like me and you have really good aim, you've got a room full of Gonzo fetish ahead of ya. Why couldn't of god added some sort of 'All wheel drive' type thing to our units? Peeing in the snow? Don't worry Traction control will do the rest for you! So FU piss shivers!  Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com This message was edited by Fez on 9-20-01 @ 8:39 PM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | and to think i was always so jealous of you boys and your capability of peeing standing up! I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I have experienced this, and the key is to keep your eye on the target and focus. It's like baseball, to get a solid hit you have to keep your eye on the ball. Maintain focus on the bowl my friend and one day you'll do fine. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 8:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Thanks dad. Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | You're welcome. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Maybe that explains why the Mrs. is always in the bathroom with a mop. Oh, and by the way, ..... quote: And what exactly is wrong with this?
A Nation Mourns This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 9-20-01 @ 9:21 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Please tell me someone pissed on you by accident, I'll die laughing. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes I have experienced this. But as long as I have piddle bear with me, everything turns out ok. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I'm afraid to ask. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Maybe wearing a sweater when you went to the bathroom would help?  JackDan1974 is taking classes in board behavior - please forward all problems/complaints you might have of him to my attention. Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply - there still one seat available!! This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 9-20-01 @ 11:36 PM | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Froy, I'll bring mine to the next board gathering for you to hold. Don't mind the fact that it's a little wet. These things happen. ;)
A Nation Mourns This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 9-20-01 @ 11:40 PM | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Who are you Al Dukes? You're not supposed to be strokin' it in the mens room ;) ;)  | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Phew | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Piss shivers is one thing... if you're missing the target, that's a piss epileptic seizure!! James John Maceiko Jr. United States Citizen Resident of New York City, Manhattan  | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Or you have the lights out and are trying to navigate by sound alone. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 7:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I KNEW IT! You couldn't find the light, could you Fez? (only a few will get that) hehehe  | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 9:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Is this a thread about peeing, or a Cosmo how to please your man article. | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Holy Shit... I never thought I'd ever discuss piss shivers. This is ffin hillarious. Froy described the best technique. Keep a steady hand and your eye on the target and you'll be fine. But I have always pondered in my deepest wonderings why this phenomenon happened... Hmm do we have any doctors here with a possible medical explanation for the shivers, or have we not tackled this subject yet? Fez, man, you're funny as all hell.  Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok this has nothing to do with piss shivers but it is a funny pissing story.. I was on a business trip a few years ago and staying in a nice hotel room.. well, i woke up in the middle of the night and had to take a piss. I didnt turn on any hotel room lights becuase I was already there for 2 nights and figuered I knew my around the room.. Well, i walked into the bathroom and started pissing, but did not hear anything hitting the water, so i moved around a little and still nothing.. so i stopped pissing and reached for a light. When I turned on the light, I realized I was not in the bathroom. I was in the sitting area of the hotel room, pissing on a glass coffee table.. oops. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | piss shivers? Piddle bears? I still don't get it. What the fuck is a piss shiver? And how come Norton or Gonzo haven't checked in yet. This is right up their alley.  September 11, 2001 In our hearts you will live forever! Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: LMMFAO. I hope you left a big tip for the cleaning people. Un-like cheapskate Opie who shits in the biday and doesnt leave a tip. ROFL. | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I could only imagine it has something to do with that area being sensitive in the reproductive sense... after all.. it does feel kinda like the beginings of an 'O'. Same place, you know? I dunno.... I am no professor smarty pockets.... ask Doc Buster. That's just a guess. I hate that feeling cuz it usually results in a violent seizure like jerk, and allows for bad aiming/trajectory results as others have said.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Got that from hereBathroom survey  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: The thing is, and I swear on the souls who lost their lives in WW2 (I'm friggin serious) that I had never heard anyone use this term. I think its something a guy just 'knows' Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com This message was edited by Fez on 9-21-01 @ 4:01 PM | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | This is one of the 1st good laughs I've had today. One day my husband looked at me and said, did you see that? Will (our almost 2 yr old son) just got the piss shivers? I had no idea what he was talking about and he was shocked because he thought everyone knew what piss shivers were. Guess it's a guy thing. It was just so funny to see a topic about this. Thanks for the laugh. | ||||
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