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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to people who ruin taking a dump! | ||||
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| King f-tard | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:17 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | quote: I actually enjoy dumping on the phone, cause its the easiest way to end a conversation. WHile dumping if the phone rings and you answer, make sure to grunt and really loudly moan as you drop the logs out of the chute. The person you are talking to will ask what the hell you are doing, that is of course unless you have some really nasty loud farts, cause then they will know. Anyway, when they ask, just tell them you are dropping a load, and they will rush to get off the phone. Works every time. My Mother usually just hangs up.  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | This is up there with the Piss Shivers thread. Strangly enough, it is interesting & disturbing at once. Another thing to add to my, Things I'm not sure I wanted to know about men List. 
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| Beyond Mirth | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | Today I stapled my scrotom to my shit and then cut it off and mailed it to a nun in South Dakota with a note saying "please stop rabbit rape! thanks  aka " Little Norton"Proud graduate of Austin U "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Who you kidding Ladi, you know you love it. :) | ||||
| Numb Nutts | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I had a whole different problem in the shitter today. At work we have three stalls. Most of the time I hold my shit until I get home but today I needed to really drop a log. I opened the first stall....There was a big old shit in there, floating in brown water. "EWWWWW" I slammed the stall door shut. I opened the second stall door and saw the same exact thing. "FUCK" Last but not least, I opened the third door and was relieved to see that there was no shit in it. There was piss drippings all over the seat and the floor. I work in a corporate office, I thought I would only see this stuff at Yankee Stadium. I eventually ended up going to another floor a couple houirs later and finally relieved myself. FU TO PEOPLE WHO DONT FLUSH AND HAVE NO AIM.  Land of the free, Home of the Brave. | ||||
| Scrappleking | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | For the pre-turded toilets I would suggest a hand-over-nose w/ a kick flush. (ALWAYS do the kick flush at work, school, public shitter). I pretty much always do the toilet paper covering of the entire seat. Sometimes the actual covers are available. In case of an emergency there is always the hover-dump. I once saw a list of different work place bathroom offenders, can't remember where I saw it. "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Well, I DO keep reading it, so....whatever. quote:I was hoping to know what this was about. 
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| ihatepop | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | quote: Reminds me of the time I slammed my dick in the door 37 times and then accidentally stapled it to a manhole cover. racism is when ignorant people are afraid *adopted by austin* | ||||
| Beyond Mirth | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: very nice! lmfbo, the first 31 times are ok but those last 6 are pushin it kinda. Try bisquick pancakes and nun-blood with your salad instead of regular dressing! quote: ok then, my secretary at work is friggin hot as balls and huge tits! The desk happens to be right outside of the mans room. So it's kinda like, "hey how ya doin, you're hot but I'm gonna go shoot brown shit out of my ass, you like that?" If you catch my drift. So she sees me go into the mens room and then 10 minutes down the road I have to do the "walk of shame" past her again. I know she is sitting there picturing shit coming out of my ass! Not to mention the shit smell probably hit her from the self-centered 2nd shitter that came in and let shit smell out the door! So anyway I was thinking about how to get around this and decided to RUN past her with a ski mask on, mace her, go and take my shit, flush the mask, then walk out and be like "what, I just pissed!" and then mace her again just for fun. maybe grab her tit as I walk away. thanks, have a nice day! aka " Little Norton" Proud graduate of Austin U "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 8:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually instead of grabbing a tit, go for the gash, that way you could tell if your shit smell actually turned her on or not. She might be moister than a sponge left in the sink. | ||||
| sheetbag | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 8:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Why not just hit her with a stun gun to the gash, then once she comes to she wont realize how long you been in there.  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 9:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:It's all fun and games, until she trys to give you a Clevland Steamer.
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| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | That sucks man! I go at home but the rare occasions I do have to go at the office, it never fails, somebody interrupts my solitude and(also only have 2 stalls)noisily shits away at which point I have to get out of Dodge pronto because I can barely stand my own smelly crap let only someone elses shit. Now I just piss all over the other stalls toilet seat and go into my stall, it seems to have worked, try that next time they'll be forced to leave you alone! | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 8:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually I've noticed when people walk in, if you can time it right, release a huge fart and they will prob. think twice before settling in to crap. | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | So your POOP SHY, Does Norman McDonald's voice bother you coming from the giant Trinitron? God Bless The USA. | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: quote: Numb Nutts, meet your Office-Mate,Soberman. DR. Buster Hymen Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
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