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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to "my kid is so cute" stories | ||||
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| Scrappleking | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:30 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01  | First off, I don't have kids. I know some board members do, and I'm sure its great, can't wait to have a few. BUT, are the ad nauseam stories real neccessary? I mean, I like to hear about the kid's first word, or step, or in general what they are up to. But I can't stand 20 fucking stories a day about what funny thing the kid said, or how cute they were playing last night. I mean aren't some memories special? Don't you want to keep them within you're fucking family? Again, I think kids are great, but unless they are mine, I really do not need every fucking detail. "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I'm having this same problem with a friend of mine...she doesn't talk about ANYTHING else but her kids (nm, she does talk about her money problems too, but it's not my problem that it's because they forgot to use a condom twice and can't afford 2 toddlers). When I try to talk about something that's going on in my life, she usually goes "Oh. But you know what Claudia did yesterday...blah blah blah" She dominates the conversation and I can never get in a word edgewise. Honestly, a cute story here or there is ok, and I have other friends who are parents that I don't have this problem with...but because her life solely revolves around her kids, I really don't have anything in common with her anymore. Now the question is, how can she get the hint that I don't wanna be friends anymore, without hurting her feelings? Not calling her back doesn't work cuz I'm like her only friend and she'll always try to call me...  We Have Not YetBegun To Fight NEVER FORGET!!! | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: I hear you on that one! Like, "PLLLLeeeaaaase....spare me with this crap" is what pops into my head. And then I love the ones that think that I'm messed up for not having any! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! And I can definitley relate to what you have to say, Spit. I have a friend that is the same way.....uuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggg!  | ||||
| Scrappleking | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I think I'm going to try this out. Every time someone tells me a story about thier kid, I'm going to tell them I story of a shit I took. "Little Timmy ran out of his room during our dinner party and he didn't have any pants on!" "Really! Well the other night I took a shit that came out in one piece! It's stuck out of the water and everything!" that could be fun, and get the parent to think twice about telling another fucking story. "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| Sweetnfeisty8 | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 2:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | "Really! Well the other night I took a shit that came out in one piece! It's stuck out of the water and everything!" Scrapple....Thats "PRICELESS!!!!...HAHAHAHAHA thanx for making my afternoon....=)  "You don't know me, you just wish you did!!" Sweets =) | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I find following up an annoying child story with a story about how "a good friend of mine just had to have an abortion beacuse her uncle raped her," usually ends the converstaion real quick...then feel free to talk about how good the dip is. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 4:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Alkey we all know who the "a good friend of mine" stories are really about. Sorry to hear about that uncle thing, the bastard. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 4:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I think you're all missing the point here. The "my kid's so cute" stories suck unless, of course, they're about my kid. 'Cause he really is so cute. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 |  "you will never be forgotten" | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How did I KNOW Caz would have an interesting response to this thread... No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:49 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey i know you love your kid but hey what the fuck? I fi wanted to know every detail about your kid i'd kidnap him and fuck him for a week or so. Then i'd throw him in a pillow casing and smash it on the edge of a sink, but i don't care enough now do I? So if your kid is so cute and you love him so much shove him back in your smelly fuckin cum box. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 12:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Yes, and that "dip" that Alkey was referring to... well, it may be creamy and tasty, but it sure as hell ain't dip. Enjoy. quote:Yes, interesting yet safe. Caz's "all of you can eat me" response, if taken literally, actually avoids future pregnancies. Bravo, Caz, we applaud you.  "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-04-2001 @ 3:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | I have 3 kids and I dont give a rats ass about anyones kids but mine. I never bore the shit out of people with their adventure which are only priceless to me! GonzoStyle,LMFAO!!! | ||||
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