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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to being a sleeping pill.... | ||||
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:31 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | I think I am cursed this is the second guy in less than a year who fell asleep on me...except this time we weren't in bed. I woke up at the buttcrack of dawn today to go watch my boy coach his football team and then I went home to change to go to his place. He calls me like 10 minutes before I am supposed to leave and says he would come to me instead...an hour later he's still MIA (keep in mind he lives like 5 minutes away) so I call his house and his mom tells me he fell asleep putting on his sneakers...and HE IS STILL SLEEPING!! So I say FU to me for being a sleeping pill that causes any man I encounter to become a narcoleptic.  "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ::pokes Slash:: Wake up! "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Better than being an L-Pill. (Now who can tell me what movie that's a reference to?)  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: poser  | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 |   Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | The Bridge on the River Kwai? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 10:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Very good. You win a cookie. *Note cookie is not real. It is a virtual representation of a cookie denoting a prize. Cookie is not redeemable nor transferable. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 10:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Anyone else think this guy had his mom lie so he could go out and bang some other chick? Just a thought...
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| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey FMFB, do me a favor and pay me a visit. I've been battling with a nasty fit of insomnia. ;) Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Kid...been there had that thought...used to date this guy in high school, his mom LOVES me and when we broke up in high school, she actually called me to tell me that he didn't deserve me and that I was too good for him and that we should keep in touch still. The woman wouldn't lie for him.....especially since when we were kids she wouldn't cover for him.... But thanks for the thought :) "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 10:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Kelly's Heroes reference!! Very NICE!!  11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 1:55 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Fyfe refernces never get old.  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: But it wasn't Fyfe this time...I think I inspire narcolepsy! :( "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:02 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Better than inspiring an itchy crotch. But then again i prefer falling asleep after sex. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: LOL very true...but then again I'm not a walking STD :) "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Simply......rivet...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thegirl is currently MIA if u see her tell her to report back IMMEDIATLEY!!!! Graduates of Austin University: 6 and counting | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:11 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: No but the bloody sores on your smelly salmon lips are. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Woof woof woof.... that's my dog impression I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 11:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Aww sweetie it has nothing to do with u. Guys jus like to sleep...its their favorite thing to do. That, sports, computer games, and porn! Oh yea and food and good music! So dont be upset. And jus erase the Fyfe thing from ur mind...it never happened. DENY DENY DENY! And Deny some more!! :) This message was edited by CantHandleMyBooty on 10-8-01 @ 11:18 AM | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Fell asleep while performing???...hahahahaa. Sorry not laughing at you..just the situation. My bad. It's good to see people have bigger problems then me. My advice...work on your gag reflex.:)  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Donald Sutherland was great in that role!! "Always with the negative waves" 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | thats what you get for going out with guys who prefer the big yummy hot dog to you :) and thinking's just too much to ask and you're measuring your minutes by a clock thats blinking eights | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | For the love of god this thread is NOT ABOUT FYFE! :) Anyway, my new boy doesn't fall asleep in bed....he just falls asleep on his way to my house....grrrr ::I wonder if he's awake:: "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-08-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Well I'm sure his ears are ringing. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
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