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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I've always hammered people for their vague FU posts in this forum, but i think i finally understand...

FUCK IT!

Don't bother with witty replies or caring support or anything i just needed to vent. Short and sweet like.. I feel better.. Thanks and have a great fucking day......


"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
outta respect for your FU I will comply with what you asked and not repl...oh whoops, too late :)

feel better bro



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
::Insert witty comment here::




Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I agree

Fuck it all!


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

outta respect for your FU I will comply with what you asked and not repl...oh whoops, too late

quote:

::Insert witty comment here::



quote:

Fuck it all!




Thanks for making me laugh.... You guys are the best.. It's great to finally be back...



"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I agree

Fuck it all!


Who asked you, Snob ;)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Running out of ways to run
I can't see, I can't be
Over and over and under my skin
All this attention is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

Picking through the parts exposed
Taking shape, taking shag
Over and over and under my skin
All this momentum is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!
(And don't you fuckin judge me)

You got all my love, livin' in your own hate
Drippin' hole man, hard step, no fate
Show you nuthin', but I ain't holdin' back
Every damn word I say is a sneak attack
When I get my hands on you
Ain't a fuck thing you can do
Get this cuz you're never gonna get me
I am the very disease you pretend to be

I am the push that makes you move





Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Who asked you, Snob



Same person who asked you.... nobody :)


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
LOL, did ya want strike 3 or an addition to your status?

I'll be waaaiiitttiinngg ;)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

LOL, did ya want strike 3 or an addition to your status?



Abusing those mod powers again Slashy Poo?? Bad bad mod ;)


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It's amazing the difference that an hour and a half can make... My problems haven't gone away, but 6 beers, senseless squabbling and the familiar words of 'strike 3' threats have reminded my of why i missed this place so much..
Let's have a little more fun shall we? .............................................
............................
Does anyone actually remember the story behind my status... Pretty damn funny wasn't it? Still funny? Not really....... I'm willing to relive it if ya'll are, but i think something more cruel is in order..... :)


"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
(Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Dunno Hummerlovin....I think it was a Brother Joe Bar 9 gig, wasn't it?? Who'd you piss off that night?? lol


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.




This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-10-01 @ 2:06 AM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
lol - PB that status is from a day long before brother joe gigs at bar 9 - mr. hummer was caught by a crew of mods in a corner with sandy kane, and has yet to live it down...now should he ever.

I want some tequila...who's buying? :)



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
FN Moron
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Does anyone actually remember the story behind my status...
Hmmm... i think it had something to do about you leaving WWF after an XFL taping with a festering hag....but i could be wrong...



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA


Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Ahhhhh oh yeah ..that was BalloonNot who got caught with Sandy Kane at Bar 9...my bad :)


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
There are some times in life where honesty outweighs the rumors that surround a certain incident...........
Since there are so many young new tools on the board i'll explain the story once and for all....
quote:

i think it had something to do about you leaving WWF after an XFL taping with a festering hag

It was an XFL taping at WWF New York... It was chilly... Not cold, but my nipples could still haunt a house... It was my first time hanging with board memebers and seeing people from the O&A radio show that some of you may have heard of.. I left, and saw Sandy Kane on the street... She gave me a gram of crack (is it measured in grams?), then i realized that i didn't have any money for it.. She told me that if i blew GS with BM, CLS, FM, LM, FNM, FB, JBA, UPU, JMB (go figure) and a small Philipino boy watching that she would give it to me for free.. What's a HummerLover to do? I'm sure that you can all understand...
I hope that this puts an end to any and all speculation.............


"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
(Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:29 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Wow Hummer, that isn't nearly as bad as I had assumed. LoL





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"

Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Does anyone actually remember the story behind my status... Pretty damn funny wasn't it? Still funny? Not really.......



Not as funny as the story behind your "luxery" strike you got in Fight Club, lol

Funny= Hummer fucked sandy kane jokes

add that to fez's thread.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Not as funny as the story behind your "luxery" strike you got in Fight Club, lol


I really, REALLY hate to do this but, here's the message that preceded my strike for bad grammar:
quote:

I will afford you the "luxery" of letting you know beforehand the strike I'm mgiving you is as real as the gonoreah sore you got from Sandy Kane is.




The word "mgiving" is in which country's dictionary?
There should be a "that" between the words "beforehand" and "the".
Also the word "gonoreah" is most definately spelled wrong. I don't know the correct spelling either but, it 'ain't' that!
The double use of the word "is" was completely unnecessary and could have made the story confusing to the reader.



"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
(Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Also the word "gonoreah" is most definately spelled wrong. I don't know the correct spelling either but, it 'ain't' that!



You're lecturing me on how to spell it, yet you have no idea either?

I never had it, why should i know how to spell it?

I am sure you will be able to provide us with the proper spelling when you got for you bi-weekly, white blood cell count test.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am sure you will be able to provide us with the proper spelling when you got for you bi-weekly, white blood cell count test.




Well i'd settle for monthly, but your mom insists that i go every Tuesday and Thursday! (Something about Spirococcogonzo Stylesmallpenisemia Virus?) Could you talk to her please???

Mom jokes? Okay, its most definately time for some sleep! hehehehehe....


"Where the HELL have I been?"

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
(Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)




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