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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
She parked in the handicapped spot and then went to work out in my gym. TWAT (pardon me)-better CRX :)- Those spots are there for people who need them, not for some lazy bitch who's too lazy to walk into the gym. It bugs me whenever someone does this, but she takes the cake!



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 10-23-01 @ 4:38 PM
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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That might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I could comprehend a fat bastard parking in a handicapped spot to run into Luigi's pizzaria, but why park in one when you are going into a fucking gym anyway! You're taking time out of your day to work out, yet you refuse to walk from a regular spot to the gym itself. Ponderous.





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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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lazy, a cunt, and a cake thief. what is this world coming to?

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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quote:

CUNT (pardon me)
please rephrase that. i'd rather not be associated with pathetic lazy twats like that. thank you :)



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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You should have let the air out of her tires to give her an added work out with a walk home, and a hopefully a ticket from a cop.





Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dr. MomF, can you teach me how to diagnose every internal and external handicap based on looking at someone for three seconds in a parking lot?




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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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this might be a stupid question, but why are there handicapped spots at the gym??

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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Dr. MomF, can you teach me how to diagnose every internal and external handicap based on looking at someone for three seconds in a parking lot?

Umm..no...but I can try to explain to you that someone who can run on a treadmill and lift weights can most certainly walk to her car.

Kid Afrika
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

this might be a stupid question, but why are there handicapped spots at the gym??


That's exactly what I was thinking.

But then again, I suppose someone who had been injured might go to the gym for therapy. Eh, fuck 'em, if you can workout, you can walk 50 feet further to the door.


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
to explain the handicapped spots at the gym - it's in a strip mall where there are other stores so the parking is for all of the stores

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

quote:

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Dr. MomF, can you teach me how to diagnose every internal and external handicap based on looking at someone for three seconds in a parking lot?
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Umm..no...but I can try to explain to you that someone who can run on a treadmill and lift weights can most certainly walk to her car.

Maybe, maybe not. Since you are neither a doctor nor are you responsible for giving out parking permits I suggest you find something else to worry about.




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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Holy shit - I can't believe you're picking this topic to tool on me for. No, I'm not a doctor, no I don't give out permirts nor did I give her a ticket. It's an FU ok? It irritates me that people in general, and specifically this girl, use a handicapped spot when they don't need it. Although she may have been there under doctor's orders that does not negate the fact that she is able to walk to her car as demonstrated by her run on the treadmill. Oh, and btw, she didn't even have a handicapped permit, but even if she did, if she had a sense of decency she would have left that spot for someone who really needs it. Did I hit a nerve Mr. Brownstone?

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Mom,
I think you hit close to home. It sounds like Mr. Brownstain has a handicap permit.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Not quite, but I do take care of sick people, including many whose disabilities may not be readily apparent.





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This message was edited by Mr. Brownstone on 10-23-01 @ 5:05 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Npt quite, but I do take care of sick people, including many whose disabilities may not be readily apparent.

I understand that, and the 1st time I saw her do it I thought maybe she was at the gym for physical therapy, but this time I saw her running, and just to make this point one last time - even if she has a disability it is not one which prevents her from walking/running - aaargh-I'm beating a dead horse. Anyway, I stand by my FU, and as an aside - I'm not worrying about it, it just pissed me off - hence the thread in the FU forum.
That will be all from me on this one - unless someone else feels like defending this lazy, inconsiderate twat. Thank you for your attention.

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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quote:

unless someone else feels like defending this lazy, inconsiderate twat.


Don't worry Mom, I got your back......oh wait...you meant.....oh!.....never mind.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Don't worry Mom, I got your back......oh wait...you meant.....oh!.....never mind

lmao

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
a few years ago, i was coming out of a grocery store during my lunch hour. this woman races into the parking lot and zips right into the handicapped space, almost clipping an old man walking with a cane (who parked on the far end of the lot, mind you). when she hopped out of the car, he screamed at her not only to slow down and be careful, but to stay out of the handicapped space unless she had one of those tags to indicate she had a right to be there. she told him to "fuck off" and that she was just running in to get milk and she'd be gone in five minutes. by the time she got out of the store, someone (heh heh) had let the air out of her two front tires and overturned a garbage can onto her hood. the old guy flashed me a smile and a wave as i sped the fuck away. wish i could've seen what happened afterwards...


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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Not quite, but I do take care of sick people, including many whose disabilities may not be readily apparent.

Taking care of sick people, changing bedpans, what's the difference?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.


Brittney
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

this might be a stupid question, but why are there handicapped spots at the gym??




Probably for the same reason they have brail at drive up MAC machines...


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:37 PM      
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quote:

Probably for the same reason they have brail at the drive up MAC machines...

exactly, we always have to think of the less fortunate. i hate it!!!

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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 8:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

...someone (heh heh)...

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IrishAlkey
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
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quote:

Probably for the same reason they have brail at drive up MAC machines...


Wow, something I actually know about since I repair the damn things! The reason they have brail on drive-up ATM's is actually quite simple if you think about it. Do blind people ever take a taxi? The answer is yes. Hence the brail. I know it's a bit of a stretch to provide such intricate services to the handicapped but since they were provided with little or no help until only recently, the country now overcompensates. Unfortunately, in my opinion, some of the overcompensation is getting a little ridiculous and we are bowing down to every problem someone has in this country and changing shit for that one person. Can't please everyone and we need to realize that real soon.






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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-23-01 @ 8:46 PM
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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I just have one question...

Do they have special parking spaces for un-handicapped people at the special olympics?

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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
The Fu should stand.

My friend, who is handicapped, although not immediately apparent (had a 400-lb. safe dropped on his foot - 7 surgeries so he can walk short distances), got cut off by an apparently able-bodied man with no handicap permit, because the fucking guy was in a rush.[/]

When the guy returned to the spot, my friend had found another and we were just passing by. Although his errand was short, he did cut my friend off for his own benefit. My friend said to him as he passed by, "Funny, youu don't look fucking handicapped." and the guy went ballistic for something like five minutes, shouting and screaming at my friend with obscenities in front of parents and children on a busy Saturday afternoon.

Now, if his errand was all of two minutes, why did this walking, talking rectum spend so much time shouting and cursing?

This fuck deserved two in the head and two more in the groin- so he couldn't reproduce.

Fucks who take handicapped spots without permits (appeasing Brownstone) are low motherfuckers (no offense, MILF).

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