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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
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FU to my friend who went out and got concert tickets to see a concert that I asked him to go to months ago with the girl he likes who DOES NOT like him back just so he can go somewhere with her. Keep in mind he said he didn't want to come with me because he hates shows that are General Admission....so FU for thinking with your crotch when we both know she would rather kiss a dog than kiss you...


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;)
USA




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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:03 AM      
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Maybe he was afraid that it would have been a waste of money to go with you, cause being in your company you would put him to sleep causing him to miss the show...



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
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Slash, wanna suck my...oh, sorry...I must be thinking with my crotch again.





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
If I may quote the classic American poet known as Kool G Rap...

"I think with my dick, so come and brainwash me."



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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I don't think with my crotch.
Did I mention I really like your sig pic due to it's interesting use of color?

Diddling Myself
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hmmm...sure you're not thinking with your crotch in that post, hun. If you truly were objective there, you'd know why he wanted to go with her over you...even if it seemed futile. Bottom line: You may have not liked being overlooked for his affections.

Just my thought. Could be wrong.

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Bottom line: You may have not liked being overlooked for his affections.



Its not a matter of wanting affections, I just don't like being lied to and then being told that I should understand the fact that he told me no, when he really meant, no for me, yes for her. Plus its one of my fave bands so its an additional knife in the back. Whatever...


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;)
USA




Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I hear there is this brand new invention. It's called Ticketmaster and get this, you can buy concert tickets to the shows you want to see there. I know, i was flabbergasted when i heard this as well. Knowing this, why didnt you just buy your own ticket and not rely on a man, or anyone else for that matter, to buy you tickets to the concert. Although what do I know right?



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2



This message was edited by Faceman on 10-29-01 @ 12:52 PM
SLASH
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

why didnt you just buy your own ticket and not rely on a man, or anyone else for that matter, to buy you tickets to the concert.



Well, Facey, to be fair she never said he was going to pay for her ticket. For all we know she was willing to go butch(sorry wrong FU thread, lol), I mean dutch.

As far as the great diddler mentioned, I have to agree, she was reverse crotch thinking..

FMFB, I ma sorry, but throwing in the "fav band" comment is a piss poor excuse to say that's what is making you even more upset.

The reason you are upset is that you weren't worth going to General Admission concert with.

P.S. Can you ask him to post the set list? Thanks!



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



This message was edited by SLASH on 10-29-01 @ 1:19 PM

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Faceman, after regaining consciousness from falling out of my chair and banging my head on the floor from the insanity of what you just wrote, I must ask you to clarify! There is a place where people sell tickets?!?!?! Blasphemous!





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
katya_ann
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I don't think with my crotch. I think with my boobs. They're bigger than my brain and they're more active. It's only fair in the hierarchy of body parts.



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
Diddling Myself
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I don't think with my crotch. I think with my boobs. They're bigger than my brain and they're more active. It's only fair in the hierarchy of body parts.


Hmmm...would I be to forward to suggest marriage? =)

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Irish, I know what you mean. Shock and dismay crossed my face when i learned that too.

Katya, are you off your medication again? Take 2 cookies and call me in the morning.



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Katya, are you off your medication again? Take 2 cookies and call me in the morning.


Wha-? What'd I do? I thought we were all just having fun?

And can I have choclate and macadamia nut?



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

And can I have choclate and macadamia nut?


If you keep thinking with your boobs, I get the feeling you can have anything you want.

"Is she happy with her large boobs?"






My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

why didnt you just buy your own ticket and not rely on a man, or anyone else for that matter, to buy you tickets to the concert. Although what do I know right?



I never said I needed him to get me the ticket, I asked him to go with me and I am only upset because he refused to go with me and then is going with her. He is AFRAID of General Admission and he is willing to cast his fears aside for her (who has done nothing nice for him EVER) and wouldn't even give coming with me as a favor a second thought. Although none of you really know me, I am not the kind of girl who expects a man to pay for me...I work, I pay my own way...thats just the way I was raised.


quote:

Well, Facey, to be fair she never said he was going to pay for her ticket.



Thanks... ;)

quote:

P.S. Can you ask him to post the set list? Thanks!



Hey I only asked for a set list from Tori...she posted the one from Counting Crows on her own (I think partially to be evil ;))

Oh ok...fine...maybe I am just a wee bit jealous...whatever....


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;)
USA




Diddling Myself
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
All this for a Neal Diamond concert seems kind of silly.

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

All this for a Neal Diamond concert seems kind of silly.



Doh! You figured me out :)

Actually...it was Peter Paul and Mary... ;)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;)
USA




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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I thought it was the Blondie "Third World Reunion" tour.





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ehh who am I kidding it was the NKOTB reunion tour...they were playing with the Spice Girls...and we all know how crazy the pits get at NKOTB shows... ;)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...thanks AFDude for the sig pic find...can't wait to see how ya look in a skirt ;)
USA




Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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quote:

Actually...it was Peter Paul and Mary...


See that's a show I think Gonzo Style would be at.

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

See that's a show I think Gonzo Style would be at.



fuck that backstreet and nsync unite, all that 8 year old snatch. It's like lice in a turban, they are everytwhere.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

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Ken'sPen
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[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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GonzoStyle, it was either Peter or Paul who was arrested for kid touching, I thought that would be a cause you could get behind.

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

GonzoStyle, it was either Peter or Paul who was arrested for kid touching, I thought that would be a cause you could get behind.



Reaching but still very vailiant, I'd love to get behind you someday though.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

av8er
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Afraid of general admission? Fuckin pussy! Next time find a real man to go with FMFB.



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