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Hi I was wondering if there are any jobs available in the adult industry. I am attaching my resume' and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly,

Michael R*****

(954) 4**-****

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

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MICHAEL S. ********
2030 *************
Hallandale Beach, FL *****
(954) 4**-****
E-mail: ***********cs.com
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OBJECTIVE The opportunity to join an organization that will benefit from the experience, motivation, diversity and academic excellence of a reliable, well-rounded and organized individual.

PROFESSIONAL Energetic “self-starter” with a high degree of technical competence in Sports and Business Management
SUMMARY Arena Football League Statistician...Active affiliation with Florida Bobcats Supervisory capabilities in marketing, personnel development, program design and implementation. MCSE Certified Technician in Windows NT EnvironmentTrainer/team leader with excellent troubleshooting, problem solving and interpersonal skills Works constructively and harmoniously with people of all ages and personalities
Detail-oriented...Extremely conscientious...Tenacity to achieve 100% goal...Will travel or relocate

Languages: Fluent in English and Italian

EDUCATION Bachelor’s Degree in Computer Science ~ Binghamton University, New York, NCAA
Division 1 Ice hockey player for the Binghamton Rangers, Captain of team for last two seasons
Minor: English Literature & Creative Writing. Graduation date June 18th 1994

EMPLOYMENT
1999 - present Computer Systems Engineer WORDEN BROTHERS, INC.
Provide support to individual end users with computer-related issues in printing, network connectivity, upgrades, hardware/software and RMAs. Troubleshoot and resolve problems working with Windows NT 4.0, Windows 98, ME, 2K, XP and Novel 4.1 Coordinate technical and preventative maintenance to high-end clientele, traveling extensively from city to city. Answered service calls throughout Dade and Broward, and repaired on-line/off-line computerized communication devices. Trained new hires and networked with vendors and end users.

1995 -1999 Manager (Part-time Shift) MIAMI ICE ARENA
Accomplish multiple roles as Assistant On-ice Hockey Director and In-house Youth League Coach, responsible for recruiting, training and supervising a team of hard-working and dedicated sports-minded youths. Administrate full charge management operations for the pro shop. Coordinate all on-and-off the ice activities, including the Zamboni Operation. Prepare employee schedule, handle weekly payroll, and monitor maintenance and daily upkeep of the arena.

1998 - 1999 Creative Services Director ECHL MIAMI MATADORS
Support liaison in charge of computer systems and database programs. Performed website maintenance and general upkeep of computer network.. Monitored for quality control, worked on content and layout, and edited all team publications, including yearbook and game notes.
Administrator
Organized youth and adult hockey programs. Scheduled and supervised off-ice officials. Facilitated in the day-to-day operations and franchise promotion, with emphasis on game day operations. Worked closely with the equipment manager of the team.

MEMBERSHIP/ Member: Level 2 USA Hockey ~ Youth Hockey education
AFFILIATIONS

REFERENCES Available upon request

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

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I don't know if you can get a virus from a .doc file

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So ban the fucker.

Problem solved.

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

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Languages: Fluent in English and Italian

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I was thinking of e-mailing him and then calling for an "interview."

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Youth Hockey education

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Worked closely with the equipment manager of the team.

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Now, make sure when you conduct the "interview", you tell him that usually males break in with some gay films...and you suggest he put together his own short film, so you can get a feel for his work.
Boy, wont he feel silly when he finds out

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

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Boy, wont he feel silly when he finds out....

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Joke's on him cause Gonz' not gay

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here

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Gonzo's just trying to figure out how to list "kneepads" on his expense account.

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I don't know if you can get a virus from a .doc file

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a picture of his cock on the resume and who wants to see that?

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You wont catch anything if you wear a rubber thats what I ahve always been told

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If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me
She-Mail Me Here