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Caduop
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
This F U goes out to all the cab drivers and who ever else beeps their horns in Midtown Manhattan. If you would read the newspapers that are written in english. You can very easily see that there is a funerals in St.Patricks Cathedral everyday for firemen. I know there isn't many muslims within the fire dept., due to the fact that a fire helmet won't go over those diapers and pill box hats you guys wear. I drive for a living in midtown and I am there all day long driving a bus, for our union busting government, and coming Monday morning the next one of you cabbies start with your horns I AM GOING TO HIT YOU! IT ISN'T MY BUS AND I GOT A UNION TO KEEP MY JOB! SO BE ON ALERT PUNJAB AND FRIENDS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I hear ya man.

Cabbies are getting stupider too. The last one I encountered didn't know where WWF NY was. WNEWs GIRL is my witness.


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short hills mall
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Agreed. Even before this whole ball of shit started(9-11-01). I had become increasingly annoyed with those smelly pieces of shit that drive cabs around Manhattan like it is the Autobahn. I am half tempted to take my "Club" and smash the windshield of the next asshole who misses sideswiping my car by a quarter inch so that he can race ahead to the next red light.
Even better is the Jerk Off who starts out in the left lane and crosses over to the right stopping short to p/u a fare. FU Camel Jockey.Take a shower and go to defensive Driving School!!!



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This message was edited by short hills mall on 11-10-01 @ 11:35 PM

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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What always gets me going is when people start honking their horns in that nasty gridlock traffic. As if that obnoxious toot was going to cast a magic spell and clear the freaking road.

Why is it that all drivers automatically assume that wherever they are going is more important than you or I? Hey jackass, as I recall, the meter keeps on ticking when you are stuck in traffic, so shut the fuck up and collect that easy paycheck!



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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Two True Stories:

It's 90 degrees in the winter and smelly as shit, the driver refused to let me open a window because he 'claims' the air conditioner is on. Well it was on, but the dick doesn't realize it was not functioning whatsoever. Hot summer sun + smelly taxi cab +busted AC = NEVER, EVER, EVER funny!!!

It was on Ron and Fez a few days ago, and happened to me when I was six. The driver takes off when you are halfway in the cab, forcing you to hang on to the window for dear life for about 50 feet to avoid major lacerations to your knee or being crushed by the back tire.

Sometimes I think they all paste their photo to a photocopied license with the same ridiculously long name.

EDIT -- Thanks, Crxgirl, it should say, 90 degrees in the summer. Mental F'up


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This message was edited by NASA on 11-11-01 @ 12:40 PM
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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 2:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's 90 degrees in the winter

wow, now that's what i call a sticky situation



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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
sorry, thought it said "cubbies"...



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