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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
People suck. Holidays suck. Retail sucks. Being that godawful age out of high school but not quite an adult yet sucks. Malls suck. Walking sucks. High-heels suck. Being phoney sucks. Arrogant high school boys who think they're deep suck. Bosses who hire on seasonal help at more than they're paying you, who's been there for a year, sucks. Not eating all day and getting dizzy and collapsing on the sales floor sucks. Not having one person say thank you for getting there early and staying late sucks. Expecting too much from people who you know will never thank you sucks. Being nice to every body you work with all day and then having half of them tell you what they don't like about you for no other reason than they felt like it sucks.

I just bought Fight Club, and I'm so close to pulling that "beat your ass up and blaming the boss for it" schitck.

And yeah, I know, get over it... But you know what? I keep telling myself the same thing, and the only thing that helps is...... Ah, fuck, I thought I'd think of something, but dammit, I couldn't, and I thought for a whole five or six minutes, which is a long time when you're thinking about shit like this.

Wha'er... Just... Fuck it, right? (:



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
Sephiroth
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I worked retail during Christmas time once. I got axed after 5 days because i flipped on a customer and her kid. I remember saying something to the effect of "Rot in hell you dripping cunt, and take your bitch son with you", but Im not entirely sure. Whatever. They pay sucked and i stole massively from them, so it evened out.

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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
people suck it's true and it takes the holiday to make you realize how much everyone sucks even more. The holiday season even begins to be starting earlier this year which makes me feel awful because I just simply hate teh entire retarded season.



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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I believe the actual 7 dirty words are "piss shit fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits" :)

I know exactly what you mean though, my dad owns a retail store so every year around christmastime i go in a couple days to help out. dealing with people doing their christmas shopping sucks and sucks hard. hope ya feel better soon.


The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.
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Chucky
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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 3:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
This is why I quit working at Structure. Damn store was run by fags anyway...fucking meat market.





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 3:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ask yourself this...What would Jesus do? :)




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ask yourself this...What would Jesus do?


Wouldn't He just go to Stern's and by a set of twin size sheets to wear?






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Yeah, I started a year ago at this store, and two friends from high school work there, which isn't always a good thing. I don't mind the customers. They always leave (eventually). It's the people you see everyday. The damn mall has turned into my really big appartment. It's where I keep all my stuff. My kitchen is up at William Sonoma, my living room is over at the Pottery Barn. My game room is split between Game Keeper and the Electronics Boutique, and my closet is Victoria's Secerets. *sigh* I'm just sick of living off corn dogs and Mrs. Field's cookies, you know? Well, fucking beats driving two hours to be a mediocre accountant at a lumber yard for forty-five hours a week...



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
onehung lo434
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The damn mall has turned into my really big appartment. It's where I keep all my stuff.



Could be worse. You could be living out of crx's apartment.

;) :) ;)




Sephiroth
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:45 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Could be worse. You could be living out of crx's apartment.


From what i understand, half of Brooklyn is already doing that.

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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Every holiday season I would help out my Dad at his liquor store. I loved it. Very fast pace, which I like, made the day fly by. We did 50% of our annual business during the holidays.

quote:

Not eating all day and getting dizzy and collapsing on the sales floor sucks.

Didn't you hurt your back and neck when you collapsed working in the store? Sounds like a workmans compensation case to me. Play this right and you could be set for life.


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

This is why I quit working at Structure. Damn store was run by fags anyway...fucking meat market.
So then you moved on to Banana Republic, because it's all about the banana, baby.



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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
jealous seph?



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