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Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
A fat fucking Fuck You to my friend Mark for asking me to housesit and watch his dogs for the week.

Don't get me wrong, I love his puppies, and his house kicks ass, cause it sits right on the lake, and has a hot tub. But, this week sucked. His one dog who is very old decides to get sick. I get home from work the other day to find that the old dog has diarrhea and shit all over his kitchen. God the smell was bad.

So Fuck You for having a sick dog.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Miscreant
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
So lick it up like a man you fucking mongoloid cock-sucker.



This message was edited by Miscreant on 12-31-01 @ 12:13 AM
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
hes not as use to the taste of something that comes from an asshole as you are sir



White Hoochies, Always Good


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

hes not as use to the taste of something that comes from an asshole




Ah, I wouldnt be so quick to rush to judgement on that one whackbag. I have heard stories about the maynard's actions of late;)




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
i didnt say that maynard doesnt lick any ass, i just said not as much as this other peniswrinkle does



White Hoochies, Always Good


windowlck
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Well that's what you get for not hosting an OA.com party at your freind's lake front house.


AIM me


"DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

i didnt say that maynard doesnt lick any ass, i just said not as much as this other peniswrinkle does



See my post above...LOL




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Facefuck, don't even start talking about me. I hear how you get treated like a cum recepticle in BTS. You're the human fluid dumpster according to all the boys.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Hey Facefuck, don't even start talking about me. I hear how you get treated like a cum recepticle in BTS. You're the human fluid dumpster according to all the boys.




Dude, thats SlAsH. If you are going to use a BTS informant, at least tell them to get the info right




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If you are going to use a BTS informant, at least tell them to get the info right

Ouch


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually, Slash IS my informant. And he said you'd probably try and deny it. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

And he said you'd probably try and deny it. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.




Nice try gaynard, but everyone knows that slash doesnt have aim or email, so unless you are under his console while he is feeding you info, among other things, you are lying.




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Since this thread started out because of a stinky dogs ass...
I have to add an FU to my dog, ASTRO...
Go away...
Your ass smells like fucking burning rubber,and,
it's burning the hell out of my nose and eyes!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Your ass smells like fucking burning rubber,and,
it's burning the hell out of my nose and eyes!




I was going to say something really nasty here, but since you are a mod, i'll let it go;)




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

bluetarp
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sluggo, let me make a recommendation. If you are trying to avoid the smell of your dogs ass, keep your tongue out of it's ass. It avoids close proximity to the offending area. Or if you really must tongue it's ass, give it a bath once in a while.


Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I was going to say something really nasty here

Well,
I guess I set myself up for that...
Fire away...
I could use some more laughs!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I have to add an FU to my dog, ASTRO...



Do you happen to have a son named Elroy?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
You know, Bluetarp, That definately sounds like the voice of experience...
Thanks for the advice.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

I get home from work the other day to find that the old dog has diarrhea and shit all over his kitchen. God the smell was bad.


What the fuck is mark feeding the dog? Taco bell?

quote:

and his house kicks ass, cause it sits right on the lake, and has a hot tub.


With the hot tub, did you have hot chicks in there or what?



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

With the hot tub, did you have hot chicks in there or what?

Did you forget who started this thread?
Of course there were no hot chicks!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Actaully deek, there was on Wed nite. So blow me.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Actaully deek, there was on Wed nite. So blow me.



Ok, ok he was making the best of his situation after all. One question, could you easily get rid of the smell before anyone else could enter.



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
The smell was rancid. NO ONE would want to come over there after that.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Actaully deek, there was on Wed nite. So blow me.



your left hand doesn't not equal a hot girl gayNerd

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Neither do you. :-p


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!



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