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Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:06 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	My nature on this board has always been and will remain to be a sarcastic asshole with a demented sense of humor. Well.....it seems that some people that dish it out, can't take what I have to give and are genuinely insulted. Booo-fucking-hoooo...... Sarcasm is a two way street. Learn it, live it, breathe it, shit it out. "If you can't play with the big dogs, stay the fuck out of the yard". Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away? Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems? Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: "If you can't play with the big dogs, stay the fuck out of the yard". lol oh the irony... Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:19 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	What are you talking about? LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:20 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Grumpy's idea of a Big Dog is a biligual chap barking "Yo quiero Taco Bell".

Dan	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	No way! Sarcasm is dead on this board?? Get the fuck out of here!

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:24 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Dear Grumpy, I have this terrible..... Shit nevermind...wrong place for this..:)

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	I care SO much. I'm /crying/ now. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Tuesday 1/22- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: In Style- Magazine Weddings II, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Chair, NYPD Blue...UPN: Beginning (2 hours)...WB: Gilmore, Smallville (R)...USA: Thin Red Line......

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Grump, you're not going to leave us, are you? Because if you did, that would narrow down the Poster of the Year nominees who are still here from 6 to 3, and I would only have to compete with FTL and Sluggo, and then I... ahh, fuck it, I'd still lose. Oh well, you might as well stay. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	As my daddy always said: "Don't start nothing if you can't finish nothing!" I hate people who can dish it out but can't take it. In the immortal words of my sister when she got busted on: "Oh Yeah?" "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: As my daddy always said: "Don't start nothing if you can't finish nothing!" Damn that's hot. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: can't take what I have to give and are genuinely insulted You showed them your dick didn't you? What did we tell about that type of stuff Grump? Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what?

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Hey fuck yah's all. Grumpy and a dog? But what will Wilbur think? Quote of the Dayssssss - "Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape." - Anon

o&aswallow	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	FUCK YOU Midget. Listen to you thinking you can bark with the big dogs. There, do you feel better now? Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 2:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	What an ass this Grumpy is... always whining about this, crying about that. E-Mail Me

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 3:41 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	Tequiza - Don't bother trying to understand. I'm not getting you a translator this time. Ant- I aint goin nowhere. Ken - Please leave Tequila's mom out of this. Snuka - Seek therapy my boy. Even I can't help you. JBN - It was requested. Thus then I complied with the request. KingPin - Don't you have a mexican immigrant to anally violate somewhere? to the rest you : Y'all can just suck my ass! Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away? Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems? Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 5:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Don't bother trying to understand. I'm not getting you a translator this time Are you being sarcastic? I cant tell when its written out. Please let me know, Thank you LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 6:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I love you too, Grumpy FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	[sarcasm][/sarcasm] See, it's still alive. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: See, it's still alive. You're right, it is. Watch this... [sarcasm]Hey Alkey, you ugly fucking cocksucker, I fucking hate you, I hope you get an STD from some crack whore, you fucking loser. Fuck yourself.[/sarcasm] Yep, still alive. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 9:15 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Hey Alkey, you ugly fucking cocksucker, I fucking hate you, I hope you get an STD from some crack whore, you fucking loser. Fuck yourself Where's the sarcasm???? Ants I don't think that word means what you think it does.

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	(Clear to me we have some people here who need to dust off their old english books re-read them.) "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!

njstrawberry	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: to the rest you : Y'all can just suck my ass! Where does the line start? Grump, if they can't take a joke fuck them. If they use the joke against you fuck them harder until they bleed to death. :) Itâ€™s amazing how you have the ability of taking my heart of stone and melting it like butter. Maybe itâ€™s the passion in your eyes, possibly in the magic, which lives within the curves of your smile or perhaps in your uncanny ability to make me feel that I too can fall head over feet, twice in one lifetime.

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Joke em if they can't take a fuck "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I hope you get an STD from some crack whore That's no way to talk about Becky...be nice now. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Grumpy says: quote: KingPin - Don't you have a mexican immigrant to anally violate somewhere? When was JMB allowed back on???? E-Mail Me

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