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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: My on-going F-u to the Garden State Parkway Project | ||||
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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:09 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Why the Fuck do people drive the same speed in the passing lane as the people they are tryin to pass? Get the Fuck out of the way! There are people trying to get somewhere! F-u You Ass F! Fu to the people who are going the speed limit and once they see a state trooper jam on their brakes and slow down to a brisk 50 or so mph! You Really want to avoid getting a ticket? Try not to cause a ten car pile up on your morning commute, you dumb ass twit in an SUV! F-U to the assholes who decide to get into a pack of cars on the parkway and stay there, not allowing anyone to get by! These Limited Edition fuck heads are kinda like the ones from my first rant only worse! Not only are these morons obstructing my drive, but I firmly believe that these douchbags think that they are in some way keeping the Parkway safe for other drivers! Get the fuck out of my Way! Stay in the far right lane if you worry about safety and stop fucking up my commute. I am sure I will have more Tomorrow Stay tuned... "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have to add something here. I don't know if you fit into this category GMJ, but here goes: I hate it when i'm on a highway doing 10-15 miles over the speed limit in the fast lane and then a person comes up my ass doing 90-95 flashing me cuz they think i'm going to slow. In all essence i'm going to fast for the right lane so I hate to pull over for them. I feel if they wanna drive like that then they might as well swerve in & out of traffic too....cuz I ain't moving for them.  Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Nope, But I can appreciate your hatred of those people. If I am passing someone, I pass them and then move over, If some self important asshole wants to pass me... wait or go into an inside lane and pass me illegally. I speed a little 10 -15 over at time but I don't drive like a frickin lunatic. "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:Well right there is your first hint as to why you are so pissed off. You're in NJ which is in my opinion an ass backwards state. One of the only states that I know of where you have to vere right to make a left hand turn. Yes yes I know they are called jughandles or whatever, but that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Is it really that hard to put in a left turning lane?  Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Don't get me started on the traffic circles. I agree NJ is an ass Backward State I am From Pa., But I have lived here since college. "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Thats why i stayed on the local front with college. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: 3 rights make a left.  | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | My theory on jughandles is this: In NJ, we actually have people. Lots of people, who drive lots of cars. PA people see our state as backwards because they lack all form of common sense. Yes, I've never met someone from Pennsylvania that has a shred of common sense. Point is, there are enough cars that if you try to make a left on something like Rt. 1, 18, or any other busy highway, you can't. A jughandle provides a traffic light so you can get where you're going. Jersey driving actually makes more sense than any other state - are you folks from the other states just too simple to understand? Can't follow frickin signs?  "dream yourself awake" he calls"an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.." | ||||
| kindredbabe | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: If there is a traffic signal already there...why not put in a left hand turn lane?  Thank You, Austin | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Because of how busy the road is, you'd have to sequentially stop traffic in all directions, allowing only one to go at a time. Jughandles allow both sides of the road to pass on a green light, instead of one side waiting for the other side to make its left-hand turns, or making the left-turning people wait for a break in the traffic that won't come till the light turns red, allowing one or two to go. "dream yourself awake" he calls"an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.." | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | But that is why there are green arrow lights. You put in the left turning lane with a green arrow light. It's basically the same concept as a jughandle, but with out having to go right to make a left. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I noticed something particularly amusing a couple years ago when someone rear-ended me. I reported the accident to my insurance co. they sent me a form to fill out. There were 5 or 6 different predrawn diagrams where I was to illustrate the possition of the vehicles involved. Trouble is... all of them were intersections. That's how often accidents happen in intersections. So, often that they don't provide a predrawn diagram without one. What does this have to do with the topic at hand? Jug handles make you go through every intersection TWICE. Doubling your chances of being involved in an accident. And, we wonder why we've got the highest insurance rates in the country...  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 1-23-02 @ 3:25 PM | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fuck You to the eatontown cops who conveniently stationed themselves at the exit toll booth off the parkway waiting for people to drive by without their seatbelts. Fuck you! One of your ever so nice officers stood there and watched me take off my seatbelt, reach into my pocket for change, and as I dropped the change into the bin told me to pull over. If this is not entrapment then I don't know what is! A SIXTY FIVE DOLLAR TICKET??? WHAT THE FUCK?? I have no problem with Jug handles, In fact, I find them more time saving than the extra turning lane on highways. If you've ever driven rte 18 then you know that having a turning lan would be one huge hassle and cause rediculous(sp?)traffic jams. "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Probably not worth the effort for 65 bucks but, you could probably get that reduced to a court fee if it happened the way you said. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Already spoke to a lawyer, he told me to go fight it. That the judge will probably throw it out of court. He tinks that because I have out of state plates that the cop took me for an easy mark. "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok, Evening Edition: Fuck You to Canadian Drivers! I was driving home from a meet tonight and there were about 7 canadian plates on the f-ing parckway!!! What are you like Geese? Going south in Fucking flocks????? Jesus, if you are going to drive in our country at least look at the other goddamn numbers on your speedometer!!!! 55kmh IS NOT THE SAME AS 55 MPH! THANKS FOR CAUSING THE ACCIDENT AT THE LOCAL/EXPRESS JUNCTION TOO!!! AN HOUR OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK!!!!!!! AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT; PICK AN OFFICIAL LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!! CANADIAN DRIVERS:WORSE THAN A TALIBAN WITH AIDS!!! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | hoo-boy, here come the "aboot" jokes... | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | didn't chong spend a few years living in canadia back in the early 70's? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | F them for getting rid of tokens and forcing people to get Ez-pass. Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA. This message was edited by red rocket on 1-28-02 @ 2:35 PM | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | fuck ez-pass and their cameras that catch you for everything Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-28-2002 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fu to the self absorbed BITCH in the Silver MERCEDES SUV this afternoon! Here's an Idea! LOOK BEFORE YOU CHANGE LANES YOU SELF IMPORTANT TWAT! Here I am driving over the Driscoll Bridge and here comes this stupid bitch into my lane without even looking! I I were not paying attention she would have driven right into my fucking car! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE PROPERLY YOU ASS FUCK!!JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG FUCKING TRUCK DON"T EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO HAVE ONE! HERE"S AN IDEA TRY LOOKING DOWN ONCE IN AWHILE AS YOU CHANGE LANES! I KNOW THAT THE ROOF OF MY CAR IS BELOW YOUR WINDOW LEVEL BUT GIMME A FUCKING BREAK!!!! AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT TIE DOWN THAT BRAT YOU HAD BOUNCING AROUND IN THE BACK OF THE CAR! DON'T MAKE MY INSURANCE RATES GO UP BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO GET AN ABORTION! God this is cathartic (Feel Free to add resident angry driver to my status) "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-28-2002 @ 6:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Oh, And fuck you to the people who speed up as you try to pass them on the highway, especially on two lane highways like rte 24! "OHH OHH I have a black Lexus! Look at me!" Go fuck yourself you small pricked tool! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fuck you To those assholes who zip in and out of traffic to try to get what? Three cars ahead??? YOU ASS FUCKS NEDD TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!!! ONE OF YOUR WONDERFUL LOT ALMOST RAN ME INTO THE CENTER MEDIAN ON THE DRISCOLL BRIDGE TODAY AS I WAS TRYING TO PASS A CAR!!! GET A FUCKING CLUE ASS HOLE! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:just so you don't have to reply to yourself next time, i'm gonna second this fu right here, fu to the bully drivers in the big cars, i should just let you hit me next time but i'm sure you would get away without sustaining any injuries..  need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Thanks for the support crx! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
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