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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: A big FU to people who cant drive
LiMaBeaN
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
A big FU to all the bastards who think that the left lane on a two lane highway is a good place to get a good look at the car next to you. FUCKING MORONS 65 is the speed limit. And 66 isnt the speed you should use to pass. I could have gotten home in 35 minutes instead of 15. YES I AM THE ASSHOLE WHO FLASHES HIS HIGHBEAMS AND GETS ON UR ASS CUZ U WANT TO GET IN MY WAY WHILE IM TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE. Thank you; drive through.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

FUCKING MORONS 65 is the speed limit.

I think he knows what the speed limit is!


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I could have gotten home in 35 minutes instead of 15.
wha? just what the hell kinda feaky ass lack of physics world do you live in?

You could have gotten home in 20 MORE minutes if you went faster?


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donotkidme
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I could have gotten home in 35 minutes instead of 15.



whoa, i first thought that I was just tired and read it wrong, but i guess not.

quote:

just what the hell kinda feaky ass lack of physics world do you live in?



my sentiments exactly




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sykopathchik
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N
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I could have gotten home in 35 minutes instead of 15.

yeah i didnt UnderstanD thAt either.. but hey maybe hiS cloCk WorkS backwardS ....
but i hear ya on the speeD limiT thing .. i drive for my job all day loong ... however in jersee i noticeD peopleS Know how to drive lil faster and juuS alil beter ..
They know witch the passing lane and wiTch ISNT * But on the liE .. while im crusiN at 70 75 a lOon wiLL jump i Nthe far left lanE WitCh IS THE FAST LANE and do 55 ...* shakes heaD * and senoirS nEed to get there licences re doen at a certaIn aGe FU OLD FOLKS .!

Donny
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I say we come up with a new sign for the left lane to replace all the bogus ones that obviously mean shit, e.g., slower traffic keep right, left lane for passing only. The sign would be to the point:

"The Left Lane and You - GET THE FUCK OUT OF IT.....NOW! If you get caught in it, we will impound your car with you in it and crush it into a 4 inch cube. If you're Chinese get the fuck out of the car."

Yeah it's a little long.
sykopathchik
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N
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
ahahahh * very TrOoO* but the SignS need to Be in every lauguAgE ya KnoW . policAtlY correCt ... cant be a rasisT noW . LooK what happend to our LiL MonuMEnT :D hehhe

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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Best sign ever seen on Rt. 222 in PA, I see it on my way back and forth to school. It reads:

THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING ONLY. IF YOU ARE NOT PASSING YOU CAN NOT DRIVE IN LEFT LANE.

I think all signs should be this direct to people who cant comprehend the rules of driving.


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