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Froy
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Like I'm not under enough pressure & stress right now, my fucking car dies again. I can't afford to get it fixed and I can't afford a new one.

Two bullets in the back of the head, that's all I want right now.


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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
that sucks man. i know how you feel.


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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I can't afford to get it fixed and I can't afford a new one.
No need to be so dramatic Froy - if you want us to start clicking the banners again, just say so! LOL

I really know what you mean though. I've got an '89 Accord that breaks down seemingly every time I really need it. I need to get my funds together and get a new car as well.


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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Wasn't there someone in OT trying to give a car away a couple days back?
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Ode To My Car
Adam Sandler

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100 crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)




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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
beat me to it slash



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Two bullets in the back of the head, that's all I want right now.

Remember what I told you.

I have the right of first refusal.

Bang Bang.

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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
beat me to it slash





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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'll supply the bullets




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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Thats one of the reasons I like nyc, cheap and easy public transportation.

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Back when I was just a poor struggling right out of college type of guy, I had an 89 Accord that just kept breaking down and needed repairs all the fucking time.

What I figured was that I could sell that car for about $1,500 and then just lease a car.

I paid about $210 a month for a Civic with no money down.

That $1,500 paid for over 7 months of car payments and I didn't have to worry about repairs at all.

If you run the math, and realize that it's one less fucking major headache to deal with, it might make sense.


Snoteater
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
tog Maybe all those WOW Stickers on your car are weighting it down. /tog



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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Like I'm not under enough pressure & stress right now, my fucking car dies again.


Pussy you got feet, you coulda walked your ass on down there. Bastard I loathe you so much at this point, lol.

quote:
I can't afford to get it fixed and I can't afford a new one.


Return anthony and joes gifts and hook that bitchmobile up.




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