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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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There's at least five of these floating around, and those responsible will suffer. Do you snap a photo when I have a hot ass girl with her thigh over my shoulder? No. Do you snap a photo when I'm having a conversation with a friend in a bar? Yes. Come hell or high water, I'll prove my heterosexuality to you if I have to fuck your mother and your sister until they bleed. Stop acting like a homo Hugh, and keep your lense to yourself.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

There's at least five of these floating around



Yeah right, only 5. Good one slappy;)



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Turk408
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
The more you deny....the less people will believe you..EMBRACE YOUR INNER RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!

It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I hear you and sympathize with you Alkey, but before you profess your heterosexuality, you might want to take this out of your sig...
quote:

And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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OAAWITE
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You couldn't mean this one, becuase I've never posted it before, so I'm absolved of your wrath.




Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Do you snap a photo when I have a hot ass girl with her thigh over my shoulder?



That someone would take a picture, would be precluded by the fact that it actually happened.

Hey, it could be worse, you could have been hit on by a gay guy live on the radio.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey, it could be worse, you could have been hit on by a gay guy live on the radio.


Still stings, doesn't it?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What a silly FU.... I have no clue what he means.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Still stings, doesn't it?



No, just making the point that everyone goes in that barrel sooner or later.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

No, just making the point that everyone goes in that barrel sooner or later.
Barrel = Alkey's ass?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é O
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

No, just making the point that everyone goes in that barrel sooner or later.


When am I allowed out?
I've been in one since August.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You were in one wayy before you even joined up man, you dont remember FMA?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

Listen while I load my gun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

It's comin' back to me

Watch him while I taste the sun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

You'll never be....

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Do you snap a photo when I have a hot ass girl with her thigh over my shoulder?




Yeah....like that will ever happen.

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i'm happy it's not me




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 3:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i'm happy it's not me


Don't count your chickens before they hatch, OAIkeaBoy.







I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I'll prove my heterosexuality to you if I have to fuck your mother and your sister until they bleed.
Ok, but my mother is a three-toed sloth, and my sister's name is Jake.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-16-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Alkey just join the Military, you guys can do that with the don't ask don't tell policy


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 10:46 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
So Alkey wants a picture of him and a girl to carry in his wallet as proof he is not gay?????
yup makes sense to me.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-17-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
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Is this one of the pics you are talking about?

I dont remember where I found this gem.




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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
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lmao. nice pic.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAarg
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-17-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Damn you Tequila, Ken said "picture of Alkey with a girl". I'm not a girl, I'm a woman dammit. You're so insensitive.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Where are the pics of Alkey with the infamous "shirt"??


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-17-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
AIMP - I was asking Alkey if that was one of the pics where it shows how gay he really is.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I dont remember where I found this gem.

Tequila - that's the picture Ants has on his computer desk of the 2 of them.



I LOVE THE MORON
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
tha picture will never EEEEVER get old!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!


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