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Donny
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
First to the Post Office, in general, for taking their sweet ass time serving customers who have nothing better to do than watch goverment employees take twenty minutes to do a one minute task. Hey, these folks have figured out, the faster they serve you, Gee, the harder I work. We can fix that.

Secondly, to the bitch chick who didn't want to wait for her number to come up so she slips in and hands the counter-jerk a box of envelopes to "just mail" for her. No real big deal here, it took about ten seconds. No. That wasn't it. It was the move she pullede on the way out. She hands her unused number over to the guy walking in. All of a sudden she's fuckin' santa claus.

Lastly, FU to the guy who takes it like he fuckin' deserved it. I'm sitting with number 77, 62 is being served, and he strolls in ten minutes later and lands number 70.

Fuck you Post Office - you have no clue.

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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Yeah. And Fuck you to the Post Office for having off Monday because you are part of the government!!! Also, fuck your hours. God forbid you need a pssport picture and you work a 9-5 job. Its just not fucking possible then.



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Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Good call w/ the Post Office FU Donny. My personal fav though is when the workers start having personal sidebar discussions like theres no1 else there, meanwhile theres 20 people in line waitin.

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