Posted By | Discussion Topic: Almost " F.U. " for family members only |
morefunthanpie
| posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:51 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00
| Why can't my father ever close the door when he leaves the room? That's about it, I didn't want to give him an "F.U" 'cause he is my dad, but he always comes into the room when the door is closed, then he leaves it open when he leaves. It especially sucks when he does it in the morning and I'm in bed naked or in underwear, and I've got wood all the way to Denver, so now I have to get out of bed to close the door and everything is just showin' itself off! ( sorry about this thread, I thought maybe it could be a lower level F.U. like maybe a " gosh darnit " to family members )
I've got fuuuu-uuudge! |
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:22 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
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Why can't my father ever close the door when he leaves the room? That's about it, I didn't want to give him an "F.U" 'cause he is my dad, but he always comes into the room when the door is closed, then he leaves it open when he leaves. It especially sucks when he does it in the morning and I'm in bed naked or in underwear, and I've got wood all the way to Denver
So your dad comes into your room when you're naked and it gives you wood? :confused:
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA
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christowang
| posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:24 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01
| Naked, Wood, Bed? I'm hoping there is F'ing in there somewhere.
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Ants in My Pants Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:26 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
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So your dad comes when you're naked and it gives you wood?
Ewwww.
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OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem? What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Now I'm pissed off! How come my dad never came in my room when I had wood? :(
Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing. |
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barch97 BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:48 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00
| That must be one cute dad... Is his back all hairy?
Long Live the "Syndication Underground" |
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morefunthanpie
| posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:04 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00
| Well now you've gone and gotten this all wrong. The thing is, I already had wood before he entered the room because my mom was in there earlier. That is normal isn't it? I mean, everybodys mom does that in the morning right?
I've got fuuuu-uuudge! |
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Ants in My Pants Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
| Can I move into your house?
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christowang
| posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:19 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01
| Is your mom not finishing the job for you? Maybe your dad needs to take over?
Do you have any sisters?
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YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:30 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01
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Now I'm pissed off! How come my dad never came in my room when I had wood?
He must not love you.
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Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:30 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
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Can I move into your house?
You can move into mine-Will trade shelter for wood
Where's your Milf mustache?
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IrishAlkey Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:56 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01
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You can move into mine-Will trade shelter for wood
How bout I come over, give ya my wood, then return to my own shelter, leaving you be? I'm a giver, not a taker.
With an ass like that, I better stop in Home Depot. I don't think my wood, alone, is gonna handle the job.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet. |
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morefunthanpie
| posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:01 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00
| Yes I have sisters, and I also have spare rooms in my house. We'll start the bidding at $1000 a month--room,board,and hand jobs
I've got fuuuu-uuudge! |
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IrishAlkey Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:10 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01
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$1000 a month--room,board,and hand jobs
For a grand a month, I want your sister hobbing my knob, your mom cupping my balls, and your grandmother licking my fuckin' taint.
And, keep your faggot father out of the picture.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet. |
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Cap'n Fudge
| posted on 03-04-2002 @ 12:59 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| I thought this was directed at me...wheeeeeeew, got off easy this time. I guess you didn't see when I grabbed Mrs. Pie's behind...ooops, I shouldn't have said that.
I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!
fudge100@msn.com
Screw Edison and his light bulb!
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kevin from ct
| posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:02 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| What are you bitching about?
When I was a kid, my Uncle Mike would come into my
room, lock the door and play hide the grapes
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Cap'n Fudge
| posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:59 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Kevin, that's nothing! My uncle liked to play "hide the drapes"
To this day, Fabric Bonaza makes my ass sore.
I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!
fudge100@msn.com
Screw Edison and his light bulb!
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