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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Fuck you, jew.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
She's in love with me and I feel fine.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Don't even think about starting a chat/game thread in Entertainment, or all your asses will be mine.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
If you spanked me I wouldn't mind



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
So shall I smack you on your hind...

leg? ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
.....slick
...reading between the lines is my specialty
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
…open season on jews? Hummmmm…….I missed that sign.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
no, on her behind



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
All in due time, Dru, all in due time.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
God damn Im so broke I dont even have a fuckin dime.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Me + You = Nightmare.

God Bless America!


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts 1-5)

Remember when you were young,
You shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes,
Like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire
Of childhood and stardom,
Blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!

You reached for the secret too soon,
You cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night,
And exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome
With random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

(Parts 6-9)
Nobody knows where you are,
How near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers
And I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow
Of yesterday's triumph,
And sail on the steel breeze.
Come on you boy child,
You winner and loser,
Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!






"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
NAMBLA Prez
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kid Touching Corps
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Kill all Muslims, and play Metriod Prime.


Thanks for the pic, Sephiroth

"Gimmy the bat, faggit"
"I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!"

Graduated from the ShinRa Inc. Newbie School Sanction where Sephiroth brought me in and made me what I am. We miss you.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Hi there lamp, you gotta nice shade....


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
JackDan1974
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
That little light of mine I am going to let it shine.



diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

That little light of mine I am going to let it shine.


[silera]hoo hoo[/silera]

Famous.






Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Holla Back Youngin'...

pumice





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Wooooooo Wooooooo

Humerous.





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
This thread is addictive, so don't blame us.


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
The way we be rhyming is ridiculous :)



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
It's a hard knock life for us.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
We're so lyrical you can clap to this



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
It's the N.O. T.O. R.I. O. U.S., you just, lay down, slow, recognize a real Don when ya see one, sippin on booze in the house of blues...

NOTORIOUS, we are, he is...
NOTORIOUS





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
this is glorious



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

She's in love with me and I feel fine



WhaT A swEeT sayiinG . :) :eek:



Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
Albadabing
Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I do not like the name of this thread. Fuck you for naming it! Oh wait, that doesn't rhyme. How a bout," you don't have a clue.....go screw"



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