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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i thought the jew thing was very mean. i dont mind admitting that you have hurt my already delicate feelings.

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
When I get this feeling, I need sexual healing.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Just what kinda crap are you dealing?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Is this burning an eternal flame, or am I only Dreaming?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
silera's virginity, I would like to be stealing.



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

kindredbabe
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Silera's sig pic sends me reeling...


Thank You, Barch

ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps

ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If I stuck it in her balloon knot, how would she be feeling?



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Silera wanna join me on my swing that I hang from the ceiling


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
How you getting in if you ain't got that thing?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Oh, sure... you all have your fun while all these potatoes I'll be pealing

*Edit: uh... silera? what are you ryhming? swing?




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.



This message was edited by barch97 on 4-4-02 @ 4:05 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
ain't no thang like a chicken wing



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
don't bother me, I'm masturbating




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I like my hair pulled while I'm riding



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
some people call me fbdingaling






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
What happens when you pull the little white string?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
When you ring a bell it goes ting-a-ling.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Nice words to Silera and she'll give up a fling.

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Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder

BIV
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I like my hair pulled while I'm riding


thats nice to know Silera ;)


Master of the Cold....
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Didn't you notice a pattern to the posts, you silly dink?


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I wonder with which head does he think?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
...as he pinches his fat and says "I stink!" :cool:

--------------
Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder

BIV
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

didn't you notice a pattern to the posts, you silly dink?


Yeah,wait,what?

Care?


Master of the Cold....
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
You know, those phrases are starting to wear.


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
And it looks like Subzero's Vag is starting to tear! :-D

--------------
Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder

BIV
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-06-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Shut up Tools :-p


Master of the Cold....


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