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barch97
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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
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You do know the best way to thank me, right? :-D



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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
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I thought it said Fucking. I was wondering why I got kicked out when I said "come on, Jerking off should count" :)


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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Sorry, didn't mean to double post...



This message was edited by YoSoyDirtySanchez on 4-24-02 @ 3:32 PM
YoSoyDirtySanchez
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I dont mind clucking to get .50 off a whopper, but what pisses me off is I did that at a Burger King recently, and guess what? The cashier looked at me like a fucking idiot! As a matter of fact all the employees did too! Well, it looked like the place had all Indians working there, and I guess fucking Indian people dont watch any fucking tv. When I said, "Where's my .50 off?" the cashier looked at me and told me-"wat .50 u mean? U mus pay"- and then I said "NO!< I CLUCKED U DUMB FUCK!!!" Then she said "Stop screaming u scaring customas, please pay" Then I Clucked like a chicken again- took the whopper fromn the tray... ok- now you have to ask me how this story ends- ha-ha-ha!!!!!

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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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No offense Dirty, but that must've been hilarious to watch!!! ;)




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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

mcdonalds all the way baby!



Sorry, no, BK and White Castle are much better than McD's. Although Castle is much more expensive then Bk, so is McD's. But i wouldn't fucken cluck just to get .50 off.

quote:

BK Broiler with a new name...geez! Stupid Marketing gimmick



exactly what i said to myself when i saw the commercial.

Sanchez, just thought about what that would look like if i saw somone flip out on the stupid cashier like that. Its pretty fucking funny.


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BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
YoSoyDirtySanchez
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Yeah, I guess you're right it was pretty fucking funny, especially for .50, and I guess having drunk 8 beers, and 12 shots of Yager sure didn't help things... Oh man I sure wasn't myeslf that day. But GOD DAMN IT! I WANTED MY .50 OFF! Actually it was more to piss off the employess who were being so fucking slow on purpose, and god knows what they were saying about us in Indian. And when I asked for Ketchup, the lady looked up and sighed, like I was asking her to kill a fucking cow or something! Would you believe that? Is that any way to treat a paying customer? Fuck them, if they don't want to be there, then they should go back to India and grow rice or some shit- if not, then GET MY FUCKING CHICKEN WHOPPER MEAL!! W/ .50 OFF!!!!!



This message was edited by YoSoyDirtySanchez on 4-25-02 @ 11:25 AM
PlasticMan
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posted on 04-25-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

I guess having drunk 8 beers, and 12 shots of Yager


I smell a blantant exaggeration!!!


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
YoSoyDirtySanchez
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I smell a blantant exaggeration!!!


Well it sure felt like 12 shots!! :-D

Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You do know the best way to thank me, right?


OMGGGGGGGGG....is there no safe place from prying fingers??????


getting back to BK...its called "BURGER" King....why the hell are you ordering Chicken???? Serves ya right Barch....;)






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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
And screw the people that actually think they're THE BURGER KING......

BIV
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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I ordered a chicken whopper and told them I want my $.50 off(they complied without the cluck). I'm feeling pretty good about beating the system when I found out they gave me a chicken sandwichand a Whopper.

FU to Burger King, bad service dick heads!


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
And their god forsaken bathroom.....



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