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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Big FUCK YOU TO SMITHAVENMALL SECURITY!!!
J Rails
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
FUCKING COWBOY HAT WEARING RENT A COP COCKSUCKING MINI BUS RIDING LAKE GROVE SCHOOL GOING ASSHOLES!!! ONE OF THOSE AHOLES SCREWED MY GIRL AND IM GONNA GO AND RAPE HIS FAMILY.

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
THAT SUCKS!!!11




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Serves you right for going there and doing absoultley nothing on a weekend.

I hate all of these mallrats who hang out at this mall.

Zero pity for you.



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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I thought mall security was to keep everyone in check and make sure no one gets out of hand. i never thought they would fuck someone's girl in the mall thats odd.

Thats a diffent sucks to be you.


Master of the Cold....
C.J.
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Dude, when I was younger I used to go to that mall all the time I know exactly what your talking about

X-Filed
Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
The worst thing about those security guys are there outfits. They stroll the food court looking like Mounties from Canada. How pathetic when your only weapon your allowed to carry is a wooden stick. I hate Smithaven mall, too many SHWOOOGIES!!


VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Smithhaven Mall security guards are nothing but Spam- fake pork.



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MadMickwop
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
How do you know that he fucked her?? Did she get caught with a 5 finger discount and offer herself instead of going to jail??

Sounds like you need a new chick.

A couple of months ago some dude drops dead in the mall and those clowns just stood around until their supervisor's come running over nobody knew how to do CPR. Felt bad for about five minutes.

Life sucks and they you die!



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-02-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Mall security guards may be losers, but how bad must this guy be if his girl is fucking one instead of him :-p :-p JK man, hang in there. What goes around, comes around my friend



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My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.




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