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Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
This is a big FUCK YOU to whoever thought it was okay to put something in my wife's drink Tuesday night at Bar 9.

At first I was pissed at her because I thought she went overboard and drank way too much, but we both realized the next day that the amount she had wouldn't have come close to totally fucking her up like she was and making her as violently ill as she became. Some motherfucker put something in her drink because she went from a happy buzz to completely gone in a matter of minutes.

Now, of the board members who were there that night, I can honestly say that I am 99% certain none of you would have done this. My guess is it may have been the lowlife hick that was hitting on all the ladies that night. Now of course that does still leave that 1% doubt. To them I say this, don't EVER come out to another board type gathering or show your face in my presence again asshole because if I do find out it was someone we know, I promise you it won't be fucking pretty or pleasant. :mad:

Now, to all those we couldn't get to say goodbye to that night, we sincerely apologize. She was outside in no shape whatsoever to come back in and I was in a rush to get her out of there and back home as fast as I could. We were in no way blowing any of you off and if it seemed like that, we are truly sorry. We cherish our friends and would never do anything to alienate them. Please accept our apology if you were at all offended.


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

sykopathchik
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N
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
ARE YOU KIDDING ME "?? for reaL .. i mean im sure the miss"s would know if she was overley drunking ..jesus that happend to me once god it soo scary ... jesus .. please send my LuV n i hope shes feeling beter .. FUCK MAN that pises me off i wont go back to the bar that it happend to me at . jesus i was sick for 2 dayz ..
send me LuV sweets god thats CRAPPY . FUCK ... MAN ..

LEt me FUCkiN find out .. who jesus H CHriST .
:mad: :mad:



Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
Drusilla
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JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:26 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
that shit is really fucked up. i am so sorry someone did that to her. i hope she feels better soon. :(



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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I join in the FUCK YOU to whoever did that. Tell the Mrs. I hope she's doing ok now.




"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
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i hated that motherfucker from cincy, ohio. now i hate him even more.



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Buttmunch
USA
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, I'm sorry Flock.

I guess I misjudged the dose. I have to work on the proper mix for future events.

Give her my best. I hope she feels better.

On a brighter note, we got almost coherent sentences from sykopathchik.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Drunken GW
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

On a brighter note, we got almost coherent sentences from sykopathchik.


Yes, unlike Tuesday night. Talk about firing em back.

That fucking sucks. Mrs, I hope you're feeling better. I am starting to regret the fact that I didn't ask that guy to leave. I gave him the benefit of doubt when he messed with Silera just cause he looked so weak and fucked up. I kinda felt sorry for him. I may have made a bad judge in character. If it was him, my bad,if not karma is a bitch.

On a side note it was nice to see some of you again.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "I drink to make other people interesting" - George Nathan


Lord Magus
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Not good... this is NOT good.




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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Flock I am so sorry to hear that was what happened. Luckily Mrs. Moosen was with you and surrounded by friends. I am pretty sure it was that red neck hick that did it and I should have decked him too. Drunken DG thanks, you did more than enough.

Usually at a bar, I never let go of my drink to keep anything like that from happening. (Well, that's one of the reasons.) I hope Mrs. Moosen feels better.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Raven
Portugal
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Was Cacasmoches or Fingerbang around????? (old board call back)
Hope All is well -- Flock I'll be on here later if you need more Unemployment info!


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Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
All I can say is you guys rock! I really appreciate the support.

I feel fine now, although Tuesday night, all day Wednesday, and part of Thursday I felt like shit.

It is partially my fault though because I wasn't paying as close attention to my drink as I should have been.

GW, it's definitely not your bad, but thanks for the love brotha.

syko, yOO RaaWwK bAbBEEE! (how's my spelling?) ;)

Buttmunch, next time try a little less Rufinol and please omit the Antabuse! :-p :-D ;)

Silera, I told him you were unavailable and that he'd better not even bother... Did he hit on you too?

Brain, Lent, LM, Raven, Drusilla, and anyone else who responded in kind, thank you. I'm glad we're buds. You guys kick ass!!

Tell me where it hurts



This message was edited by Mrs. Moosen on 4-26-02 @ 4:39 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Silera, I told him you were unavailable and that he'd better not even bother... Did he hit on you too?


He burned my face with his cigarette when he tried to put his arm around me and I ducked. Real smooth operator. :rolleyes:



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Did the asshole look like this?



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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Did the asshole look like this?


NO... you weren't there, those who were know what he looked like. I don't need any"funny" anecdotal pics to make me laugh. Isn't there another thread where you could post another stupid link to another stupid site to?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm soooooo sorry to hear that.

I don't know what to say. I love you guys.





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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I was actually sympathizing with her because the same thing happened to my friend at a club in New York. It's an awful thing, and the guy must have been a cock-sucker. Next time I do get a vacation from teaching, I will be sure to show up at the bar so I can be honored and post the stupid link where I want to.


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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Mrs. Moosen.I am sorry about about your ordeal.I have met a few people who have gone through the same odreal.Thank God Hubby was there.Hope your feeling better. ;)



This message was edited by DanaDillon on 4-26-02 @ 9:32 PM
FollowThisLogic
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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Heh heh.... and you all thought I didn't show up. Surprise! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHA....

Seriously, this is FUCKED UP. Did Screwdriver show up or something? Whoever the fuck did this, NOT COOL, you should be banned, shot, tortured, drawn, quartered, and pissed on.

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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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Well now im pissed at myself that I left early, if I was still there I wonder if I could have caught that asshole in the act! Mrs. M Im glad you are ok, like I said I wish I was there to see cause I was watching that asshole like a hawk while I was there cause I didnt like him. Thank god you were surrounded by Flock and people you know!


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One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
DanaDillon Posted on: 4-26-02 @ 9:22 PM
quote:

Mrs. Moosen.I am sorry about about your ordeal...
...Thank God Hubby was there.Hope your feeling better. ;)
Does this mean I owe Dana some sympathy when her uncle's cousin's wife's sister contracts AIDS from Magic Johnson? or does the addition of the ;) by Dana absolve me of that obligation? Just wondering...

quote:

Whoever the fuck did this, NOT COOL, you should be banned, shot, tortured, drawn, quartered, and pissed on.
Don't worry FTL, Flock will either use "The Million Dollar Bat" or his newly acquired knife throwing skills if the scumbag ever surfaces. ;) :-D

Grk- Thanks for the support. It's appreciated. :)

Tell me where it hurts

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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 3:31 AM      
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im really sorry to hear that Mrs.,thats good to hear your doing fine. :)


Master of the Cold....
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Don't worry, Flock will use his newly acquired knife throwing skills if the scumbag ever surfaces.

Don't believe everything you hear, that was just a rumor. I'd NEVER do anything like that. ;)


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

DevilsFan
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

put something in my wifes drink



HUGH FU to whomever did that. I feel 4 U, Mrs. Moosen
A year ago in March I left my drink unattended going to the bathroom & I'm pretty sure someone slipped me something too. I only had 2 drinks in 3 hours & I not only got severly sick, but I blacked out & crashed my car(totalled). Lucky not to kill myself or anyone! Just be lucky U were there 4 her. PS Blood test must be conducted within 24 hrs, for rohipnol or GHB, trust me!


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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Flock, Mrs., just point and click.... your heels I guess, since I doubt you would be out and about with a mouse in your pocket, and I would love to have a "talk" with the cocksmoker.


And if there is a God in heaven, it will turn out to be Joey ;) (and no you tools, Joey didn't do it, I just want an excuse to make $50 :) )



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM




This message was edited by slackjaw on 4-28-02 @ 6:50 PM
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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And if there is a God in heaven, it will turn out to be Joey (and no you tools, Joey didn't do it, I just want an excuse to make $50 )


yeah, fight!!! where's tequila?

mrs m, i'm really sorry, and i'm glad you're feeling better. i'm willing to bet slack's $50 that it was that stupid shit head from ohio.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!


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