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Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 03-15-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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I hate these upper middle class pieces of shit who think they are god on the fucking road. They think they are all safe and cozy in there fucking sport utility vehicle, hence they think it's alright to drive like complete fucking retards. Some of these people go from driving Chevettes to SUV's and don't have idea 1 on how to handle the difference. So in conclusion I say FUCK YOU to all those asshole SUV drivers out there. FUCK OFF AND DIE.


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Joey BigArms
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posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
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Furthing this SUV, hey A-Holes on ice it does not matter if you have four wheel drive!

Dana Dillon
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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And try to pull out of a parking spot in your 1991 Chevey Cavalier nicely tucked between 2 off them in a strip mall.IT'S TORTURE!:(

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Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 03-15-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Thank you Joey BigArms. You hit the nail on the head.


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roonedit
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
On my way upstate on Route 17, I laugh my balls off, as I drive by about 40 SUV's that are off the highway, in the ditch, or otherwise fucked because as Joey points out, 4 wheel means shit on ice. Also, loving the SUV assholes with their headlights blinding the shit outta me.


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onehung lo434
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So in conclusion I say FUCK YOU to all those asshole SUV drivers out there. FUCK OFF AND DIE.


Yea fuck them !!Wait a minute,,I drive one..Ahahaha ha.
quote:

who think they are god on the fucking road.


When I had my shitty pontiac sunbird I drove the same fucking way.You can't drive in the snow and Ice..Stay Home

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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hahahahaha, if you know what you're doing with one, though, you can get through anything. My truck goes through, and can stop on anything. Have fun walking suckers! Hahahahaha

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Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Alright I know I'm like 2 days late on this discussion, but I havent been here. I'll be honest I drive one too (85 Ford Bronco), but mine is honestly considered a Light Work Truck. I've also been driving this thing ever since I got my license (however the hell you spell it). I know how to handle one and I dont drive it like a Honda. This FU thread goes out mainly to the NEW SUV drivers. Middle aged people who spent there whole life driving little cars and then all of a sudden go out and buy Expeditions. You really can't make that kind of a leap and expect to know what you're doing. SUV's and just about any truck handle very differently from cars. There is alot more play in the steering. Ahhhh the hell with it I'm not gonna get that deep into it. I'm just sayin the new drivers dont know what the hell they are doing.


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Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yes F me. While not middle-aged, my first car was an Oldsmobile, then I switched over to an SUV. I drove it into 3 parked cars the second week I got it. F me, I should have stayed with normal cars.


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
AND THEY TALK ON THE PHONE.

I was just about to turn into the rink when this stupid gym-whore pulls out wide covering both lanes, making me slam on mmy brakes. Sure as shit, she was on the phone. She just got into the fucking vehicle and thinks it a good time to focus on a conversation instead of making the call while she was not driving. It ended up being one of those life's little moments when I will forever wish that I had gotten out and done something, even if it was just screaming "Hang up the phone, you skank."

I'm sure she has no clue what her corners are. It took me about two years to figure out mine (I drive a P/U, a mini, not even a 4x4).



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posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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quote:

even if it was just screaming "Hang up the phone, you skank."




Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

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