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Stoned Again	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 3:59 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Ok, enough is enough. After that first FU thread, its seems like every thread I open has someone saying "ooops I forgot the [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] hahahahaha look at me I told a funny" ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. IT WAS WORTH A SMILE THE FIRST TIME. FIND AN ORIGINAL JOKE NOW. peace

JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate.	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 4:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	you dropped your [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] sir. AIM/E-mail

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 4:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I AM THE ONE TRUE BOARD STONER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 4:18 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	FU Buttmunch. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* It was LARGE, I swear.

Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:29 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	YES!!! Stoner fights! WOW

Stoned Again	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:24 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	The one and only true board stoner????? Something tells me that group would be a little larger in number. quote: YES!!! Stoner fights! No...just to prove I am a true board stoner, I will admit Im way to lazy to type out an arguement for an AOLish fued This message was edited by Stoned Again on 5-15-02 @ 7:28 PM

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	You dropped these: [You are gay][/You are gay] You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	[Sarcasm]Wha'e'er, Numb Nutts[/Sarcasm] AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: [Sarcasm]Wha'e'er, Numb Nutts[/Sarcasm] Shouldn't you be getting ready for bed, poseur. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	[Sarcasm]What Slash said.[/Sarcasm] Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. TMS

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Shouldn't you be getting ready for bed, poseur. You crashed first last night, dear AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 05-15-2002 @ 7:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Bah! You have no proof. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

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