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Austin
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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Ugh, those stupid fucking ping pong balls, the lousy Knicks got 7th pick :( and are basically screwed out of Yao Ming. Looks like a couple more years of really shitty basketball from MSG. Why the fuck did the Rockets have to get the first pick? Shitmonkeys...

FU to the NBA draft!!!!

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 1st place!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Shitmonkeys...

Racist.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Yao Ming
Oriental basketball player? This sounds like a plot for a wacky movie!




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Ikea's pick of the day: Simpsons at 7:30, X-FILES TWO hOUR FINALE
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Oriental basketball player? This sounds like a plot for a wacky movie!



He's 7'5 and can reach the rim without jumping, he would have helped the knicks alot. All he really needed to do is work on strength and conditioning.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 1st place!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Yeah, fuck the draft!

I'm moving to Canada!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:33 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Shitmonkeys...



quote:

Racist.


Or you can ring the bell, ding ding ding.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Or you can ring the bell, ding ding ding.




I realize the wacky horn is already there, but shove the bell up your ass too.

When you order a pizza do you say "send over a delivery boy with tussleable hair... I invented pizza Hoo Hoo Hoo... if it's cold I'll get Opie after you...?"

You are worse than any "Stern zombie" that has ever joined this board.

You are a fucking mini O & A clone who doesn't even get it. The fact that you DON'T EVEN GET IT is the twist. You live for the show, but don't fucking get it. You need help.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm moving to Canada!



I heard its real cold up there all year! You won't be wearing your bikini that much, and you might as well give your rainbow striped shirt to Ants cause you won't need it anymore...:-P


Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

All he really needed to do is work on strength and conditioning.


So in other words, he can't play in the NBA yet... This guy sounds like Shawn Bradly. Tall doesn't mean good!


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yao Ming
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Oriental basketball player? This sounds like a plot for a wacky movie!
Or like what I ordered for dinner last night (#3 on the menu, I think).
quote:

I realize the wacky horn is already there, but shove the bell up your ass too.

When you order a pizza do you say "send over a delivery boy with tussleable hair... I invented pizza Hoo Hoo Hoo... if it's cold I'll get Opie after you...?"

You are worse than any "Stern zombie" that has ever joined this board.

You are a fucking mini O & A clone who doesn't even get it. The fact that you DON'T EVEN GET IT is the twist. You live for the show, but don't fucking get it. You need help.
Can you just feel the love???


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

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PeterDragon
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

He's 7'5


Yeah, but he's a 7'5" small forward.

If the Knicks trade to get him he'll be Shawn Bradley; if Houston keeps him he'll be Rick Smits :)


2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting
4. Mets win World Series
Ferret
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Actually, according to ESPN.com, the Knicks were one number away from getting the first pick.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
IrishAlkey = Stalker

cant you kill yourself so the world can be a better place.


Master of the Cold....
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

cant you kill yourself so the world can be a better place
I get the feeling Alkey would prefer it if you took your own advice [and I'm guessing he's not the only one ::wink wink:: ::nudge nudge::]


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

I love lesbians - do you?




This message was edited by goatweed on 5-20-02 @ 4:04 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

cant you kill yourself so the world can be a better place.


Ya know, I've never in all my attempts to make your time spent here miserable asked, or hoped, or desired that you be injured or die. I have pointed out how absolutely moronic and retarded you appear to every poster here. That's it. If I were you, I would attack along those same lines. If I were you, I would be careful with what you say. If I were you, I would listen to Goatweed. Don't get fucking stupid.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
sorry i dont listen to no one, i bet you wish you was me but only in your dreams.

quote:

Don't get fucking stupid


[Sarcasm]ill think about your stupid advice[/Sarcasm]


Master of the Cold....
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

sorry i dont listen to no one
It's obvious you don't listen to anyone, because:
a)You can't HEAR anyone's posts on this board
b)If you were to follow anyone's advice, not just Alkey's, you'd simply go away.
c)You'd write at least one sentence that wasn't a complete mockery of the English language.

quote:

i bet you wish you was me but only in your dreams.

If you had half a clue you'd realize the irony in that statement.

quote:

[Sarcasm]ill think about your stupid advice[/Sarcasm]

The sarcastic part is the part about you thinking.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
wow you really told me :rolleyes:

Carry on




Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i bet you wish you was me but only in your dreams.


You've got to be fucking kidding me, right? Name one fucking positive thing about being you. Let's disect your little idea. I wouldn't be able to spell even the simplest of words. I wouldn't be able to formulate a coherent thought, thus then, nobody would understand a damn thing I wrote, thus then, I would be ignored, ridiculed, tossed out like the trash, mocked, laughed at and tortured for breathing. If I were you, I'd stand in the corner, speaking to nobody, looking like an absolute loser and a waste of space. Nobody would talk to me, rather stare, point and laugh as they attempted to figure out who the fuck I was. Yeah, you've convinced me. I need to be you in the worst way, or I just might implode. That might be the funniest fucking thing I've EVER read here. Now, instad of replying with a sarcastic, show quip or a pussified, little smiley, make an attempt at defending your position. Tell me why you are right, and I am wrong. Prove to us all that God didn't waste the matter that comprises your brain. Try.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Alkey... you make me so proud sometimes. :-D

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 1st place!
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
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how far he's come, austin.remember back when he was just the guy from rf.net who would hit on jumper and beg me to broadcast?and now, he's the whore who hits on silera and makes dumbasses run scared



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

sorry i dont listen to no one
You don't listen to no one? So does that mean you do listen to someone?



JYD4Life... get at me dog...

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-22-02 @ 6:49 PM



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