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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
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quote:

You will have to show me your white man penis to make it up to me.




I get it. She's looking for a chuckle.






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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Nice barch, scaring off one of the the few non fatties. Bastard!

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katylina
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
You can't scare me away that easily- wrinkled penis or not.


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You can't scare me away that easily- wrinkled penis or not.

What if it's wrapped around my leg four times? :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


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I think so, Brain...

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katylina
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

What if it's wrapped around my leg four times?




Then I will never ever leave.


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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Show off... :rolleyes:



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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
at 5'6 and 135, you're not fat Backdoorgirl. Chunky - yes....fat? Not really....... unless of course you're flat chested and most of your weight is down in your ass, in which case, yeah....you're obese.... :-D


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

unless of course you're flat chested and most of your weight is down in your ass, in which case, yeah....you're obese....
Now I need a cold shower.


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Ferret
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You will have to show me your white man penis to make it up to me.





Sorry Brain, looks like your out.

I would still say a picture with a sign that says "Ferret violated me" would convince us if you really were a fatty or not.


Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.

Why the fuck am I so fat?





*coughLMMFAOcough*






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Or Barch will kill us all!
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Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Fill a hefty bag with corn flakes.

Does it look like your ass?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Does it resemble this?








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

PlasticMan
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Looks more like this:
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


She's not fat...According to her height and weight, her Body Mass Index is around 22 with under 25 being normal, 25-30 being overweight and above 30 being Rosie O'Donnell...Personally, I wouldn't mind back-dooring you at all...





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JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Why the fuck am I so fat?

Because you are unable to lay off these:



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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
how sliming




WOW

Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Edit-double post

This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 5-21-02 @ 6:45 PM
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
hey backdoor girl would you like to use that strap-on on me i would be happy to bend over for you.analjim

happy anal jim
PlasticMan
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posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
A month later, and THAT's all you've got? Please die.


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Lord Slug
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Yeah, I have to agree, that WAS pretty weak. I'm embarrassed for you. >:o


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Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01

lets see here....hmmmm "backdoorgirl" with a chubby bottom...does it look like 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum or does it smooth out when you are biting the pillow? you know you can use that as an exit too, you don't have to store all that goo in there :) jk relax! actually, with a name like that, a few extra pounds can and will be over looked, you aren't by any chance a sword swallower too are you...that is good for another excused 10 pounds... :-D :-D :-D

NORTON rules!!!! ya sick F!

Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

at 5'6 and 135, you're not fat Backdoorgirl. Chunky - yes....fat? Not really....... unless of course you're flat chested and most of your weight is down in your ass, in which case, yeah....you're obese



ummmm did you mean "a beast" .... I know, I'm a deek :eek:

NORTON rules!!!! ya sick F!

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
katylina my last names not norton but my first name is jim would you take it like a champ from me if i take it like a champ for you

happy anal jim
Tenbatsuzen
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posted on 06-20-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls


-- course, this was written by a gay guy who died of AIDS...

The Painter
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posted on 06-20-2002 @ 6:34 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What if it's wrapped around my leg four times?

You must have very skinny legs.


But is it ART



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