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Ferret
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
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Fuck you, you fat disgusting piece of shit. You look awful in that god damn tight outfit. Why the fuck is it that when you get fatter, your view of yourself also gets bigger. No one wants you at all you stupid guest on the Ricky Lake show wannabe. I don't care how often you say how hot and sexy you are, the only sexy thing about you is that you can have a heart attack and die tommorrow. FUCK YOU




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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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You might be right....but they do try harder when giving oral treats, and that's not a bad thing at all :-D


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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Fat girls need some loving too. :-p


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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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She said no huh?

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Ferret
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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quote:

She said no huh?




No, its the dealing with the fat friend of a friend. Its not all fat chicks that I'm pissed at, its the ones who think they're so fucking special, that all the guys want them and they're just so fucking nasty that STDs are scared shitless of them.




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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
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So, she wouldn't blow you?






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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
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quote:

FU to fat chicks

they're called BBW's. get it straight!

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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Wanna play with my wood....panelling?




This message was edited by goatweed on 5-24-02 @ 3:48 PM
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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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I second the FU.

I also second this post:

quote:

but they do try harder when giving oral treats, and that's not a bad thing at all






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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...



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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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quote:

they're called BBW's



BBW= Big Beautiful Whale?
BBW= Be By Water?

Come on. Help me out here.




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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
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You're not still posting topless, are you?



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stiffy776
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Don't pick on the Cows. Thay can't help eating 6 meals a day. I would also like to add it is not there fault they don't doing other then watch TV and eat. Try working out or walking you fat ass pigs :mad: :mad:

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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
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for the LAST time

i am NOT changing my sig pic... scurry along rodent boy :-p

goatweed
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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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cleavage = more gooder :) :)


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Ferret
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
We don't care if those are large Shelle, as long as you keep the rest of you the size it is, you'll be alright


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FoundryMusicScott
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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So long as were on the discussion of big women, let me know if any of you have thought of this. Ever hear of the FF, or "Fat Friend" theory? When a semi-decent woman goes into a bar with her fat friend, so the semi-decent girl looks hot in comparison? But standing alone, the semi-decent girl would take six or more beers to hit on if she came in either by herself or with a hotter girl than herself?

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