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Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 3:10 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I'm sure there are a few decent, hard-working, fair-priced, competent ones out there, but the majority seem to suck. Their business practices verge on criminal. "Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know uh, that, or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"
Lord Slug	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 7:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	White or Blue-collar? I am the master of the obvious.
Danked Dankarella!	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 8:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK SOMEONE IN THE ASS!!!!1!!1 KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

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