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Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	All our lives we've always heard, "bend at the knees if you're going to pick something up so you don't hurt your back." You know what I say to that? BULLSHIT! Thursday afternoon I went to get some Benadryl from under the sink. I bent down at the knees like a good boy should and WHAM, out the back went. Now, I've had a history of back problems for a long time now, but this is the worst it's ever been. Normally I just rest it and it goes away, but this was so intensely painful I had to go to the emergency room on Sunday after the pain refused to subside. Luckily the ER doc prescribed my three new best friends, Percoset, Soma and some anti-inflammatory that I don't recall the name of offhand. These drugs are fucking lifesavers! Now I have to make an appointment with an orthopedic doc to get an MRI done to, as the ER doc put it, "make sure there are no tumors back there." That was real comforting to hear. Anyway, I just wanted to say FU to bending at the knees. A lot of fucking good you did me. I would have been better off bending over at the waist while holding 100 lbs. in my hands. :-p

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	[opie]um....do you think we care about your life[/opie] LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Internet Predator Visual AIDS Hi! I'm a fat chick. Can I give you head?	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:28 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 02	quote: . Now, I've had a history of back problems for a long time now UH,,,duh.....that there says it all...plus is matters how much(if at all) you exercise i dig...the fat chicks...big girls need lovin too

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: [opie]um....do you think we care about your life[/opie] Let's see if I push Katie Holmes through to the next round of the Hottest Women Tournament now? :-D

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I bent down at the knees like a good boy should and WHAM, out the back went. Careful old man, I hear the hips go after the back. :-p

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: UH,,,duh.....that there says it all...plus is matters how much(if at all) you exercise Do you realize who you are talking to? Do You Realize Who You Are Talking To?? YOU ARE TALKING TO THE GAHH DAMM MUTHAFUCKIN' GYM RAT OF OPIEANTHONY.COM! THAT'S WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!11! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 7-16-02 @ 11:07 PM

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: I bent down at the knees like a good boy should and WHAM Weren't you told to stay away from church? But seriously, years of sports have fucked my knees up, so bending from the waist is my only option. Thankfully I've never seriously injured my back. "BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Thursday afternoon I went to get some Benadryl from under the sink. I bent down at the knees like a good boy should and WHAM How heavy was that fucking Benadryl?!? opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	feel better flock. AIM - HyBriD1511 We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 7:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I want to reply to this topic, but I know that anything I say will be used against me, so I'll just say I hope you feel better soon. Thank you Austin!

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:36 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: YOU ARE TALKING TO THE GAHH DAMM MUTHAFUCKIN' GYM RAT OF OPIEANTHONY.COM! THAT'S WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!11! I thought that was Joey TwigArms LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	there's a "you should stay off your knees" joke in here somewhere. I just can't seem to find it. Welcome to Hell! I'll be your host for your short stay here!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	aww, I'll stop pushing you over then ... :) FUCK WITH ME, GET A WARNING. FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS... lets hope u never have to find out ;) "Coz It'd Feel So Empty Without Me"**

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Flock, you know you can't bend at the waist around here.... Ants and Alkey are always lurking... ...nobody else in the whole wide world makes me feel this way nobody else in the whole wide world takes my breath away makes me feel so strange inside dazed, confused, and starry-eyed i couldn't love you more makes me feel the wrong way round inside out and upside-down i couldn't love you more... New AIM, y'know.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 1:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Flock, you know you can't bend at the waist around here.... Ants and Alkey are always lurking... There's no way out. If he bends at the waist, it implies anal. If he bends at the knees, it implies oral. You have to choose the lesser of the two evils. Thank you Austin!

ANALJIM COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED. My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 3:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 02	I bent at the knees like a good boy should!Did the other guy give you a good boy pat on the head as well when you were finished.tussle tussle happy anal jim

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 07-17-2002 @ 3:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I bent down at the knees like a good boy should sorry, i lost you after that. i was laughing way too hard. i hope feel better :-p weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr FTL is my hero !!! JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!

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