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PatCooper
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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FU to all the cheap jerk offs who read your newspaper/magazine over your shoulder on the train.They sit down next to you while your reading and look over your shoulder and read along with you.How fucking hard is it to buy a newspaper for yourself.The NY post is a quarter.Dont read my shit buy your own you cheap fucks!


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
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Sorry about that.



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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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[inner monologue]note to self, learn to sit farther away from pat and wear stronger glasses so i can still read the paper without him noticing[/inner monolgue]



You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!




This message was edited by Faceman on 4-4-01 @ 9:53 PM
f_tarded
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Is Pat Cooper talking about Opie?

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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lmao i know what you mean and in the last 4 years i haven't ridden the trains much but when i did i would always peek over and these cheap fucks would cover up their papers like they were reasing the dead sea scrolls.




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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Tee hee I read over people's shoulders all the time! I can't help it I am just very nosy and bored :)


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hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Every morning, I buy the Daily News. But I will admit that if I see someone else has like the Post or something, I'll glance over to see if theres anything juicy there that I might be missing.

The best are those people that wait till someone tosses their paper out in the trash, and they run over to the can and grab it, like someone else is gonna get to it first - gotta love the craziness of the human race! (especially on the ferry, what a freak-show that boat is in the morning)


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 4-9-01 @ 5:23 PM
PatCooper
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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i see the same shit on the Staten Island ferry.Every morning the same people i see going through the garbage can looking for newspapers.Now keep in mind these people are not homeless.the are well dressed working people.I feeli like smacking them.Just buy the damn paper.


hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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quote:

Now keep in mind these people are not homeless.the are well dressed working people

Sorry, guess I should've clarified that - but thats exactly my point! Dressed in suits and ties, and fishing for a freshly tossed paper in the can. There are also the ones who go from aisle to aisle looking for papers that people left behind, and were too lazy to throw in the can. A person could really write a hell of a paper on human behvior just from the way people act on that ferry.


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PatCooper
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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quote:

A person could really write a hell of a paper on human behvior just from the way people act on that ferry.




To change the topic alittle.Have you ever noticed the people who have to be the first ones off the boat.The get up 10 minutes into the trip and walk to the doorway.The boat docks and the gates go down and they run off the boat like someone was trying to grb their sack.I understand if yor late for work or in a rush but if your taking the train you are gonna leave the station the same time the people in the back of the boat cause the train comes 5 minutes later.Sorry for the babble just alitle observation :)


hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
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quote:

Have you ever noticed the people who have to be the first ones off the boat

I gave an FU to these people a while back - if you ever notice, they're also the first people to get on the boat and grab a seat! They have to have their "regular" seat, like they're on a friggin' posh luxury liner - only to get out of in in 10 minutes to stand at the front for the rest of the ride. On nice days like today, you'll see a lot of people stand in the front, cause its a gorgeous day - but there are always the regulars that have to get off that boat, like they'll get a prize or something.

Ponderous....f'ing ponderous.....


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