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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to Cleo the Rasta Cunt Tarot Card Bitch | ||||
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| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:23 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | A big FU to that ganja smoking CUNT on late night TV informercials hocking her incredulous tarot card bullshit. Every once in a while an infomercial hits the late night scene that really twists my gut. First it was that Aussie fuck that used to sell those suck ass pots and pans that never scratch. Then it was the Tiger Juice guy, with his Doctor Emmet Brown eyelashes talking about the power that could somehow be harnessed from your garden variety carrot which you could then parlay into an untapped energy resource to fuck your wife with. THEN was the American Association of Professional Psychics, "the only company that is registered with the Federal Govement". (Yeah, sure, so am I. It's called a social security number.) Now we have this Jamaican twat. I swear to g-d the woman is a racist. She is a bigot. She is an evil, heartless, incompassionate cuntrag. Next time your up late at night watching Star Trek on WB11, take a very close listen to her commercials. Check out her target demographic! Middle to lower class black people. What's really insulting about it is the topics she discusses. "Ahh ye boyfriend is cheating on you gahl." How about this one: "Eva considah ya man is gay?" (Only in this century would you ever see informercial psychics address the gay issue, but that's besides the point.) Instead of these people addressing thier problems realistically, she provides a mystical explanation. Is your woman feeling a little distant lately? The Queen of Suns tells me she must be a gash lapping carpet muncher. Hmm, your man feeling down? Father Time tells me he's depressed about taking it up the ass and letting multiple guys shoot thier loads on his face. Do you understand how fucking irresponsible this is? These people are spending thier hard earned dollars on lies...lies that prolong the hurt because they are not psychic predictions, just cleverly disguised rhetoric. Here's a question for the people that actually call. Do you think she really cares? Bullshit. She's somewhere in Jamaica smoking a spliff and fingering her big purple bat wings. Stay away from these people, they only want to fuck you...and not in the way that feels any good either. I develop hard to navigate websites.  | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Jeff, just remember one thing. One of those “Phone a Psychic’s†went bankrupt. Why could they not see that coming? Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge Adopted Newbie: drkn2forget | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Thank god someone decided to post something about this jamaican whore. The company she is with is harrassing me with letters about calling their fuckin service. But the kicker is that they are addressing it to someone named Rachel with the same last name as mine. The thing is that THERE IS NO ONE NAMED RACHEL IN MY ENTIRE FAMILY! The package is great it's got the letter saying to call the service about some urgent and they even enclose these fake ass tarot cards in them saying that Cunt Cleo drew these cards from her deck. So I wrote them a lengthy letter that there is no one name Rachel in my family and that they should find a new profession because they are totally off. I hate that fuckin whore. My adopted newbies are OPM * Chick and Bangster. Check out my other sigs:Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Have you ever seen that one about Nads hair removal cream? I always wanted to prank call them and ask if I could use it on my nads. Fuck all those parasites.  Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| MooseMoran | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 3:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | Interested in how they get their psychics? - take a look on those Fucking piece of shit .com companies HotJobs & Monster - there are always postings for 'sensitive & intuitive' individuals to take phone calls. I'd love to do that job so I could tell everyone that they should reconsider their scheduled flight, or that the woman who sits next to you at work wants to you to take out your junk and wiggle it at her during lunch . . . Moose in the Mornings! Come put your dowel in my bunghole!!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | i think jeff called and she told him that father gonzo says he is gay... you should be looking at yaself!!! Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 4-11-01 @ 12:28 AM | ||||
| Raven | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | CALL ME NOW !!!!!!! MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock" | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I just like the fact that Jeff gives his own post 5 stars, LOL Now taking Applications... | ||||
| f_tarded | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Man, that would make a great screen name. "I'm on the Zoloft, right... but I'm that to keep me from killin' ya'll." "Ooops, I did it again...I done killed that bitch" - O & J Adopted by that pumpkin pickin', red wagon draggin' bastard, Nana's Precious. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I do it because i can... I develop hard to navigate websites. | ||||
| O_N_A_Fan | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I gotta agree with you Jeff. She's got to be the most useless waste of space ever. I get migraines every time her commercial comes on and looking at her makes me want to vomit! If she's really psychic, she'd see that nobody plans to use her shitty service and that she should find another career! A big FU to Cleo the Cunt and to all her shitty phone messages (yes, I even got one at work and on my cell) telling people to "CALL ME NOW!" Oh, yeah, Cleo? Well, I got a message for you, you Jamaican Cuntrag...."EAT ME, NOW!!!!!! You're a filthy whore!!!!!" :( :( :( :( This is legal, isn't it? Ponderous, man; F'ing Ponderous! Get in the Coffin! AIM: ÃœberMarius AOL: Gothcraze | ||||
| miserable_bastard1 | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | I think all professed psychics should be clubbed like seals REMEMBER . . . LIFE SUX! Miserable Bastard | ||||
| Eddie Haskell | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | And that "Crossing Over" guy who talks to the dead. What a fucking scam! BANGING MRS CLEAVER 24/7!!! | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Why do I have the feeling that Jeff has a hat full of all the members, and bans whoever he pulls out.  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Last year an article came out about Psychic Lines and how they get their psychics, it was in the New York Times I believe. Anyway, they recruit from a list that the Wellfare office provides for applicants. No shit, it was a small article, but if anyone else here read the article please post about it... Real quality service. "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- as for my status, I just keep on smiling.  | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 7:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | blue tarp is right the nads one always gives me a little chuckle at 3am "what about me, what about rasin" | ||||
| short hills mall | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | she ought to marry that Yard ape Armondo Benitez from the Mets and get off TV. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 10:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | was bringing this back up after two months really necessary? i swear you did, but you looked away too quick was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours was i a fool to think at all | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You would think that she would tell her customers things they WANT to hear to keep them coming back for more. Part of the hook of psychics is just that... telling people good things so they keep dishing out the cash, namely to tap into their insecurities and capitalize on that. Why in the hell would you want to hear that you're respective other is cheating on you, or that they are gay?!!! And if someone told you that, why in the @#$% would you come back? That's pretty cukin' sadistic if you ask me. Psychics are bullshit, psychic scams are bullshit, and the only remorse I feel for the people who are stupid enough to use them is that their lives are obviously so miserable that a 1-900 number is their only source for reassurance and solace from the bitch of a time that is life.
I've adopted JohnSlack as my newbie- AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | ever notice that her accent is thicker at times then most? she's not Jamaican, she just plays one on TV. Thanks for the sig, Jolene. The Waldorf to my Statler... Kinda gets you by the boo-boo, don't it? | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-17-2001 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Danked, if I had seen this thread earlier I would have posted the same damn thing but ya beat me to it. I went to high school with a lot of Jamaicans, and two years into it, all of a sudden a lot of the black kids who spoke ebonics were developing Jamaican accents. They went around telling people they were West Indian. That makes me laugh, because out of all the Jamaicans I knew, NONE of them ever referred to themselves as anything but Jamaican. I must have gone to high school with this broad, because she is NOT Jamaican. I have heard TOO much of that accent to not be able to tell the difference, and this fat sow is a wannabe. In her earlier commercials, there was no accent at all. She just sounded tired. a really lot. | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Okay...how about when you're up to your eyeballs in paperwork at your desk, and the phone rings and you pick up, and it IS the Cleo Whore!!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST! She has called me!!! If I could reach through the phone and fucking strangle her for wasting even 5 seconds of my time!!!! Die, get in the coffin! | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | No way. She has to call people personally now? Maybe she sensed something and could have told you some life-changing information. a really lot. | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | The only thing she could tell me is $4.95 a minute! | ||||
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