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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: F U to the fat Martian Lady on line at duane reade!! | ||||
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| Fyfetallica | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 7:56 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00  | Well, before i went into work i had to go to Duane Reade to get some imodium AD and a snapple, im on line for like 10 minutes, when this fat martian in front of me gets to the register..Her order comes to $13.01, and she takes quite some time looking for a penny. The martian gives the clerk $20.01. The the clerk asks the martian if she wants to join the shoppers club, becuase she will get a discount on the order she just made. So the martian gives the clerk her change back, and gets her $20.01 back. The fills out a few forms and has to dig for more change now. All in all this took about 10 minutes, and im standing there with the most horrible stomach pains... But...i did win Im the midst of all her change counting she dropped 5 bucks.. So thanx for my Imodium and Snapple you stupid fat Martian  A man lies in his bed in a room with no door He waits, hoping for a presence, something, anything to enter After spending half his life searching He still felt as blank as the ceiling at which he stared He is alive, but feels absolutely nothing, so is he? :)Official UN-Official Newbie father to radio-star and Claire:) | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | LOL, of course you and your stomach Fyfe "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 6:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Dude I feel for ya, I hate when shit like that happens, all you have is 2 things to buy and your in a rush and you get idiots infront of you online, and stupid ass mouth breathers working the register, On a side note...Fyfe I am sure you would not have been so pissed if it was not an icky girl standing in front of you, but if it was hot guy you would have stood there all day looking at his ass.. You are ummm ahhh geeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy.LMMFAO. :-)  This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 4-20-01 @ 6:06 AM | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: :::giggles and snickers::: High five!  How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Is it me or is this whole damn board geeeeyyy? Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah Life's a gas, Life's a gas, Life's a gas, a gas, oh yeah So don't be sad 'cause I'll be there Don't be sad at all ---Joey Ramone. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Hmmm... There does seem to be a bit of the geeeeeyyy running around here lately, doesn't it?  "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You have no idea...you guys have no idea...but in Fyfe's defense...I do have to say he is definitely straight (see that makes up for me being a wackadoo last night) :) How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Hmm I wouldnt go that far...i would say he is bisexual. Ive seen him checking out a few guys...hehe Sorry Fyfe...but i have been telling ya that for years...lol U know i abuse ya outta love though :) "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Umm no I think its just Fyfe he seems to be the most geyyyyyyest. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Sorry hun..I tried to defend you, but she knows you better :) How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: And im not proud of that either...hehe Nah I LOVE YOU Fyfe...gay or not...hehe Whoa.. im gonna get it when he reads this!!hehe "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Nah...don't worry about it...you should see what I posted in the WWF thread....he didn't beat me up or anything...but don't be alone with him or he might try to prove he's not gay LOL :) How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | LMAO....FMFB...You havent known him long enough to get a beatin...lol im dead...hehe Ehh I'll jus let him drive my car that usually shuts him up or nothing a brownie wont fix...Let the FYFE Bashing continue...hehe Man i'm jus digging my grave deeper and deeper!! "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Let me know if you need me to bake him more brownies... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | LOL Thanx...the brownie is jus the worse case senario...ill jus give him the car keys and hope it does the trick!! And if neither work ill buy him some gay porn..lolol kidding kidding!! I sorry fy but i haveing a lot of fun even if it is at ur expense but thats what u get for calling me short!! :) Aww the guilt is setting in... i feel bad now...No more bashing of Gaytalli....errr...i mean Fyfetallica...okay? I sorry...::trying to hide smirk:: hehe :) quote: Nahh when we r together we go guy hunting!! Ouch.....i soo mean!! hehe i had to do it! i am done now i swear...I dedicate "Please Forgive Me" by Bryan Adams to you Fyfe to show how sorry i am for being a meanie!! :) "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) This message was edited by Canthandlemybooty on 4-20-01 @ 6:24 PM | ||||
| Dan-O | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | I'm going to try posting a random FU and see if I can get two girls to fight over me... :) I have met Fyfe and for the record, he's not gay, he just acts that way to get chicks. ;)  "Art isn't easy" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 3:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: LOL...we are not fighting over him... :) quote: Shit if I had only known about that dirty little trick of his a few weeks ago..... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 4:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Dan-O, see, atleast someone understands my strategy A man lies in his bed in a room with no door He waits, hoping for a presence, something, anything to enter After spending half his life searching He still felt as blank as the ceiling at which he stared He is alive, but feels absolutely nothing, so is he? :)Official UN-Official Newbie father to radio-star and Claire:) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 4:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So what's your deal? I know some good gay bars if that is the lifestyle you wish to lead... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Fyfetallica | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | im not even gonna defend myself, probably just gonna make it worse :) A man lies in his bed in a room with no door He waits, hoping for a presence, something, anything to enter After spending half his life searching He still felt as blank as the ceiling at which he stared He is alive, but feels absolutely nothing, so is he? :)Official UN-Official Newbie father to radio-star and Claire:) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 10:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: ::Sniffle:: So I was right about what I thought the other night? ::Sniffle:: How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 10:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Whose fighting over him...we r just discussing his sexuality. I dont want him...He cant handle my booty!!:) And since i refuse to buy a strap on he wants nothing to do with me :( "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) This message was edited by Canthandlemybooty on 4-21-01 @ 11:15 AM | ||||
| candy girl | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | fyfe is gay... he had sex with my dad Gonzo's candy girl...=) thanks to FN Moron for the sig pic | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Fyfe is not gay...he is the manliest man I know. Fyfe is so manly that he can lift cars with a single hand...when there is trouble, Fyfe is there on the double like an action hero to save the day...and he doesn't even wear tights when acting like an action hero :) There are many other reasons why Fyfe is not gay, but I must save them for the next time I have to defend his sexuality. :) (There I stood up for you, are you still mad about that thing?) Side Note To All Board Memebers: Beware the wrath of Fyfetallica...piss him off and he makes you do awful things :( How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| candy girl | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: how much did he pay you to say that? Gonzo's candy girl...=) thanks to FN Moron for the sig pic | ||||
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