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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to the smelly Fuckers on NJ Transit | ||||
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| Hawaii Mapmaker | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 11:18 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | BIG FUCK YOU to these smelly, non-hygenic fucks who must eat shit because when they talk, their breath smells like they just dined on pig shit. These fuckers don't have the decency to shower or clean themselves and sit near me (and all other poor SOB's who take the train to Penn Station) and reek of ass, shit, and body odor. Goddamned their fucking smelly asses I feel so filthy when I come home from sitting next to this pungent mother fuckers I jump in the shower with my clothes on. BUY A FUCKING STICK OF DEODORANT OR at least cheap cologne from the street vendors outside The Garden, it'll smell better than the odoriferous shit that comes out of your skank ridden pores. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Sorry about that, man. I won't sit next to you tomorrow, if it bothers you that much. | ||||
| Hawaii Mapmaker | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Thanks, I'm the angry looking white guy. | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | your ANGRY!!! nooooooooo. | ||||
| Hawaii Mapmaker | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Angry when stank bastards sit next to me and stupid people get in front of me when driving. I hate everybody, but generally, I am an easygoing guy. | ||||
| Mayor of Sloatsburg | posted on 06-16-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Mapmaker, taking the train to and from Hoboken every Goddamn day while at my last job, I know exactly how you feel. There was nothing I hated more than * people that hack, wheez, cough and clear their throats the entire trip, * people that insist on screaming into their cell phones, especially if they are not speaking English, * people that stink worse than Sizzlean and hot garbage and * people that can't follow simple train-riding ediquette (sp?) - during rush hour, all the seats face the same way and you pick up your fuckin bags to make room for other people. I could go on forever. "Have you talked to your doctor about Stacker 2?" | ||||
| short hills mall | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Dude, try the E&F train at Roosevelt Avenue Jackson Heights. That Sucks!!!  | ||||
| MulletHunter | posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | At least the train is long and you can walk and get away from the smell. Try taking a NJ Transit Bus. Here's a big FU to the following people on my NJ Transit Bus: FU to the guy who smelled like urine and sat next to me. FU to the guy who fails to use deodorant and sits next to me. FU to the commie pinko bastards that talk on their cell phones (in Russian) and then expect you to heed their demands for seats. FU to the father who allowed his daughter to snore in my face and lean on me (and they both smelled like stale chinese food). FU to the smelly, tired prick who continues to fall asleep next to me and uses my shoulder as his personal lice-infested pillow. FU to the molester with the 1981 hairdo who thinks he has a reserved seat in front of me and has a constitutional right to put his seat back, even though I am 6'7" tall and have no leg room anyway. FU to the bus driver who doesn't put the air conditioning on even though there are 49 packed seats and standing room only, it's 95 degrees out and you have 15 sweaty, smelly camel jockeys all around you. FU to the morons who don't know what line to stand in. And on a better note, to the babe with the black hair, nice gams, and big hooters, I'd like to FU, but you're not on my bus!  "It's comin' right for us!" | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Try taking the goddamn Ferry home on a hot, humid summer afternoon. Not only do the people smell like ass, but the boat is generally filthy, and garbage cans reek, and depite all the windows being wide open, you don't get a crossbreeze worth shit. The only way to beat it is to be one of the first people on the boat to grab a seat on the outer deck (assuming you get that type of boat, because the newer ones don't have the outer deck). Tts almost like you have to wear a damn filter-mask just to get the fuck home! Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
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